the thing that doesnt exist melts your mind

i wish i was older so i could get laid

@Atrayin (View Post)
you get laid by a man. ooo thats gotta hurt XD.

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I wish my hand was a dolphin.

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also, "woot woot" people, 300 pages of wishes and corruptions!

the dolphin gets really smart, and yells rape then a cop shoots you cause you wont stop XD

i wish i was older so i could drink some vodka (XD Cause im russian)

@Atrayin (View Post)
But you get mistaken for a whiney 14 year old and get your ass busted by some ex spetnaz cop.

I wish I could code.

@cooldaddy96 (View Post)
you learn but then you make mw3 before the release and get sued for a trillion dollars

i wish i was fluent in every language

granted, but it crashes the TPT website indefinitely

Granted, but you turn into a loser after spending countless hours playing tpt in 1 day and commit suicide because everyone hates you
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I wish my computer didnt lag and doesnt do anything bad torward anybody,anything,or anywhere.