you got a web site were people buy scraps of little kids

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I wish I wasn't soo busy

you receive an order from an old man for 10,000 penises

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i wish i was black

Granted, you recieve strange attention from your freinds.

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I wish my school bus blew up so that I didn't have to go to school :(

@RoadRipper (View Post)
granted but you get sucked into a planes engine

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i wish it was against the rules to corrupt this wish

@Jackeea (View Post)
you do but your mind wants to stay there forever and you die of thirst

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i wish noobs would stop advertising their threads everywhere

yes, but you are so saddened by their disappearance since you can't troll them that you implode.
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i wish i knew how to put a proper line break.

Granted, you start breaking lines of people up with a gun and die in the resulting shoot out.
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I wish for an army of obedient clones.