I ban you for disobeying your own rules!
My new web browser spontaneously created an awesome mobile version of the site.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
I ban you for um.... spontaneously creating stuff without my permission.

I.. um.... created some freak element that turns saves into useless globs of GOO.

I ban you for dithering with your ban reason.
My cat spilt green food coloring all over itself.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
I ban you for not eating the left-over green cat food.

I am dancing on your head now. :D

I ban you for dirtying the awesomeness of my head with your presence.
I an posting on my new cellphone.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
I ban you for not joining IRC with yuor new phone.

I liek misspeling wurds.

*goes to find a mobile IRC client*

@Fast-Driver (View Post)
I ban you for spelling "I" correctly.

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I like HMTL.

@code1949 (View Post)
I ban you for not saying you like HTML as well. :p

I wanna live on Gliese581g or Sol1c.