People tried making Chuck Norris toilet paper, it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from noone.

Chuck Norris can shift into the fourth dimension, without peeling apart or disintegrating, and pull other people into it, but they disintegrate instead.

Chuck Norris can build a three dimensional analog of the 24-cell.

Sorry, I can't think of anything that doesn't involve the fourth dimension that is worth posting. But Chuck Norris can.

Chuck Norris caused the big bang.
The dinosaurs didn't become extinct because of an asteroid, Chuck Norris was just really p***ed.
Scientists are still working out where Chuck Norris came from.

When god took a seven day break, Chuck Norris said" I'll fill in.".

Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the chin. it's successors are now called the giraffe.

Chuck Norris can recite pi....backwards.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in three moves.

The Manhattan Project tried to replicate Chuck Norris's Roundhouse kick using nuclear bombs. they didn't even come close. they didn't even come close.

and thats all the ones i know...

Chuck Norris only has two keyboard keys, 0 and 1.

Chuck Norris kills all who make stupid jokes.

Chuck Norris sued Law and Order claiming that they are the names of his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he plots revenge.