I don't know what any of that is, but your computer gets thrown in a river.

I wish a tub of bacon grease. Mmmmmmm... bacon grease...

You suffer a fatal heart attack after years of morbid obesity from eating bacon grease

I wish for $100 dollar bill that is strait from the royal mint and it was kept in an iron safe until delivery.

@razorking (View Post)
The USA debt crisis causes the stock-market to crash. Your money is now worthless.

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I wish that the debt crisis ended.

@code1949 (View Post)
It ends and you die of relief.

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I wish for a super nintendo.

@therocketeer (View Post)
Your super nintendo explodes.

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I wish for a faulty super nintendo.

@Dansteph (View Post)
You get your hot dog but it has cat feces on it.

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I wish squirrels would quit falling into the lava lake outside my house.

Edit:Lol cctvdude99 just edit your post to answer my wish.

@Dansteph
You get the hotdog, but it's 5 weeks old and covered in cat sick.

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I wish that we could spam as much as we want without getting banned.

EDIT: FUUUU-
Ignore this post, shroom beat me to it

@shroom207 (View Post)
They start throwing your belongings into the lava.

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I wish that rogue was unbanned and started a new fail train.