@phanteon11 (View Post)
You toast yourself.

I wish this thread reached 200 posts.

@pilojo (View Post)
I happens to be so because your vision is bad.

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I wish i am unbannable

@Yeungers (View Post)
Your account is unbannable, but the server crashes and deletes it.

I wish i had a remote that could control time, i could never loose it, it could never affect me or itself, and it never ran out of batterys, and it is indestructable, no one can steal it, and it never stopped working.

people become jealous of you and your killed in your sleep

I wish that there was a way to make a real life TPT game.

@gajbooks (View Post)
It Only teleports you 500 years in the past and you couldn't Fast forward.

I wish i was Spy from TF2, and i couldn't get killed by fire or pyros.

Then the game is no fun.

I wish Angry Birds for the iPad was cheaper.

@Rob215 (View Post)
But its now $-4356 and apple servers wont accept negative prices

I wish my watch was completley repaired, and after it was repaired, it was indestructable, and i could still press the buttons, read it, and take it on and off, and the battery never ran down.

@gajbooks (View Post)
Its 60X its original size, weighs 30 pounds and you must wear it on your back.

I wish that I was Crocomire from Metroid 3 and i couldn't be harmed by acid.

@phanteon11 (View Post)
but then you read the small print and found out that it was only a toy costume and corroded yourself with acid.

I wish that I could megapoke people on facebook.