@code1949 (View Post)
That is an epic corruption.

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We can, ie are physically able to, but anyone who does gets banhammered.

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I wish for a temp ban button that only I could access.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You temp ban one of Simon's accounts. Simon is not happy...

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Breaking News! Simon has now added a temp ban Darkfire button.

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I wish that there was an automated moderator program.

It banhammers everyone, including Simon, due to a computer glitch, and noone can control it. Noone has power over it, and it runs wild, eventually deleting all traces of TPT.

I wish for a private jet.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
Its only private to the blind.

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I wish for a moderator application form.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)
the wish granter misheard you and thought you said rubber ban. so you got a ban for however long the rubber lasts

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I wish i have weapons.

Yeungers:

@Finalflash50!138326
the wish granter misheard you and thought you said rubber ban. so you got a ban for however long the rubber lasts

I don't think you can mishear people

@Yeungers (View Post)
You get a bunch of bombs which explode in your face;

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I wish I had $10000000000000000000000 and the bank doesn't crash and it is in Australian dollars that will be valid for the rest of my life. Also, if anyone touches it except me they insta-die.

@jalfor (View Post)
You get $10000000000000000000000 fake dollars and they explode in your face

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I wish be the Admin of the Powder toy forums

Teking:

@jalfor!138330
You get $10000000000000000000000 fake dollars and they explode in your face

That wouldn't be valid Australian dollars like I asked and last time I checked...they don't explode.

@Teking (View Post)
you do...for a millisecond because of a server glitch.
I wish the moon was made of cheese.

@jalfor (View Post)
as a result, the sun shone on it it melted then rained cheese while your sailing.

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I wish i can play games now(PSU Stuffed up)