@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
I wish that you wished.

@code1949 (View Post)
Damn it! I always forget!
I wish, but
I wish for Code1949 to not exist.

@gamax92 (View Post)

Wikipedia:

Tuna are salt water fish from the family Scombridae, mostly in the genus Thunnus. Tuna are fast swimmers, and some species are capable of speeds of 70 km/h

Your tuna happen to be traveling at 70 km/h...

...into you head. I am seriously not going to clean up the mess that is left behind.

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I wish that @gamax92 would stop talking about paradoxes.

He starts talking about methods of corrupting causality.
I wish for a toy non-sentient rubber ducky.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You have a fun time with your Cobalt-60 rubber ducky that glows in the dark.

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I wish that people's wishes would actually reflect some form of sentient, mature thought instead of being childish/dull/menial.

@code1949 (View Post)
But maturity and sentient thoughts were confused. their meaning becomes being an idiot.

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I wish i have a better heatsink

@Yeungers (View Post)
You get the most effective type of heat-sink in existence: A quasar.

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I wish that better heat-sinks were commercially available.

@code1949 (View Post)
As a result, computers are able to be run with a lot more heat power output, global warming increased at a rate faster than light speed.

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I wish that there is unlimited resource.