they use the money to send you to haiti. Then they eat you.

i wish that jeffrey dahmer was your dad O_O

He is...................

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I wish that people werent impulsive about decisions they make

because no one is impulsive, nothing gets done. people just sit and debate the possible conci1uences for their actions for all eternity.
I wish i would live a good, happy life; and that i would die painlessly in my sleep when i was 90.

You live a bad, sad life, and die in heaps of pain at the age of 50

I wish that SPLARG ZORK HICH!!!!

thats not corrupting my wish, thats changing it.

@AceOfSpades- (View Post)
You get that wish, but it's the sound you make when you drown in a pool of your own blood and die.
I wish for e-cake.

@Merbo (View Post)
you get f-cake by mistake, e-cake gets jealous and kills you.

i wish i kew how to write big text
EDIT: I figured out how!

@Demoman200 (View Post)
Yoü figure out how, and yoü keep writing yoür replies in big text, then the mods notice it, then they temp. ban yoü.

I wish I could meet Mother Mons†er(Lady Gaga)!

You meet her, but then have an unfortunate encounter with her bodyguards.

I wish i was awesome.

you become awesome, then AWESOME, the famous, then someone kills yoü because of yoür great popularity.

I wish I had the most realistic physics simulator, installed on the worlds best quantum computer.