@MasterMind555 (View Post)
You are, but you don't learn anything and get IP banned from ever entering any site with the letters spelling out the word "Minecraft" on them.

I wish people could learn grammar online.

People could, but they can't be bothered.
I wish I did not have a strange urge to read all 114 pages of this thread.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
Wish granted, But you wait until the Thread gets 200 pages and then read until you Ruin your eyes.

I wish the Wish machine turned me into Spy from TF2

It has a nuclear meltdown and it gets barred off like chernobyl

I wish the bruins win the stanley cup, if it does I will make a nuke out of this

You spontaneously combust.
I wish for complete HTML knowledge.

Your brain is overloaded with computer things and you transform into a talking computer with all html knowledge

BRUINS WIN STANLEY CUP IS MY WISH!

Not only do the Bruins lose, they all die a sudden and unknown death

I wish that i had i sad life

@AceOfSpades- (View Post)
You already do.

I wish that *gets hit by truck before he finishes*.

you go to hospital and make an amzing recovery and finish: " I died before i finished this sentence! "

I wish that people would leave a comment of y they down vote ur saves

@AceOfSpades- (View Post)
They leave a comment that is so hurtful that you sink into yourself. Literally, infact you turn into a singularity and the universe sinks into you. Congratulations, you weigh the same weight as the universe :D

I wish that 798582598375.