@Demoman200 (View Post)
But then The Wish Machine translates that into SackRape. You dont want to know what you got.

I wish i was Bill cosby

@phanteon11 (View Post)
you get a Bill Cosby spasm

I wish that i had a limited edition Michael J Fox milkshake machine

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
It breaks down... I wish that x-men first class did not have a a- for a movie rating because its epic... I wish it had a a+

@shroom207 (View Post)
in fail

I wish that my Michael J Fox Milkshake machine was fixed.

It has an a+ but is banned from america.
I wish i was immortal but if i came to a point in my life that i wanted to die i could.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)

But the person who fixes it has no experience with them, and totally ruins the cover.

I wish this wish could be corrupted.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)

It's fixed but then there is a power outage, so you cannot use it.

@CAC-Boomerang (View Post)

The wish is corrupted but SO IS YOUR SOUL.

@InfernoIVIVIV (View Post)
but it uses 1.20 gigawats.

i dont even know what that machien is so... It's fixed but then electrocutes you and you die.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)

However, that happens to be just enough to run a time machine, which apparently was left plugged into the machine, and it brought you back into time where a bunch of indians pelt you to death with arrows.

I wish for a pencil and some paper so I can draw a picture.