@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
Turns out that the "Helghast" is actually Chuck Norris wearing a gas-mask. Everyone dies.

I wish that virtual particles could appear outside of vacuums.

@code1949 (View Post)
they did but you were blind at that time.

i wish i can drive/fly a death star.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
Into a star.

I wish that I could be bothered to code.

but you made a mess of the code and it failed

I wish I was better at art...

@tommig (View Post)
you was but you accidentally drank the water color in the cup beside you.

i wish i know what Korean Pop was for.

it was for annoying the hell out of you.

Making a wish...
Edit::I wish for a total control of my school.

@Yeungers (View Post)
you would but your mom shouts and the principal kicks you out from the school.

you forgot to answer my wish.

i just now remembered!!

i wish i could meet Mother Monster!!!!! (lady gaga)

EDIT: DON'T YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME >:|

@mniip (View Post)
I just remembered the part in Portal 2 where (CENSORED).

@Joda123
You met her in Facebook.

I wish life gave me lemons.

You get lemons, but they are flammable and they light your house on fire and it burns down.

I wish that I were the Fierce Deity and that I were in LoZ MM