The Powder Toy

How do I talk to girls?

  • Remoteman     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    DUDE! Tell a joke(don't look desperate) be polite, well humored and DON'T GET ANGRY!!! (girls make comments, ignore them. Wait until you can tell that they are "wanting" you and WAITING for you to FINALLY ask them out. DON'T WAIT TOO LONG! I know this is complex but that's just it!If you wait too long then they will lose interest. Most of all, Don't EVER mock girls, they are awesome and unless you are gay/bi your only choice is them. :D This all comes from a master!

    P.S. Don't crack sex jokes, blonde jokes etc. It seems immature.
    P.P.S. Don't play Powder toy around them unless you happen to be lolzy.
    P.P.S.S.Oh, don't be up yourself.
    P.P.P.S.S. Most (intelligent) girls don't want bulging biceps, just a nice guy. (Plus who wants a bimbo in a log-term relationship anyway)
  • lolzy     22nd May 2011 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    @Remoteman (View Post)
    You know I actually rarely play this any more? I play sometimes mainly to try new features and so I can help the nubs. I spend most of my day on my computer talking to people with Facebook and this open. What a joyous life I lead, eh?
  • Remoteman     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    I agree, I don't actually have a girlfriend such point in time, but I do have a line-up(not too long) of prom-askers! Lol.

    P.S. PM me. (I know it sounds like I'm hitting on you but I'd just like to chat, I'm perfectly straight.)Lol.
  • Neospector     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @Remoteman (View Post)
    Normally I don't take advice from someone starting their sentence off with "DUUUUUUUDE" and ending with "PPPSS LOLZ"...
  • Fluttershy     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    My advice: You don't need to speak to girls. Learn how to speak to guys instead ;)
  • lolzy     22nd May 2011 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    @TheRazorsEdge (View Post)
    Awkward moment where this guy comes out over the internet...
  • Fluttershy     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
  • MasterMind555     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    @TheRazorsEdge (View Post)
    Well when you're talking to 'sexy blond teen girl' on the internet, that's pretty much what you're doing
  • Fluttershy     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
  • gotdavid_95     22nd May 2011 Member 0 Permalink
    2 things girls like is humor In a guy as well as being a nice guy. Show that u r a cool and nice guy to hang out with and really just try and be her best friend. Try not to be too creepy.
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