@Anmol444 (View Post)
You won't be laughing when fuel is $10 a liter, you have to pay over the roof for water, energy bills are too high to pay for and milk is $12 a carton.

Anyway,
Space traveler in an educational kids' show:
This is called a quasAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Space traveler ripped apart and blasted apart by jet streams of plasma.*

@Anmol444 (View Post)
Tim the 2 yr. old: I WANNA GO!!
Andrew the Astronaut: You can't.
Tim: Oh yeah? *karate kicks astronaut*
Andrew: Bu-Bu...
Tim: Waves
Tim: PEOW!! PEOW!!
ISS passenger: Aaaaarrrrghhhh
Tim: I wike voice commands. Tis good game. Tis fun-fun.

can you finish this mission if you're a real astronaut?

Interplanetary Climatologists are in need of your help! A few months ago, a strange weather pattern began developing in the clouds of Venus. It is now believed that the changes may be a sudden and unexplained reversal in the greenhouse effect that grips the planet in hellish temperatures.The temptation to study the cause is overwhelming.


YOUR MISSION:
The Spacetech Company has the best record out of any other spacefaring company on Earth (and their price is reasonable too).Your mission is to lift off from Cape Canaveral with the new MTKS-SAT, and deploy the satellite in a Venus equatorial orbit (90 degrees at the equator). This will allow equal coverage of the northern and southern hemisphere. The satellite must be deployed 400 km above the Venusian surface.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_710 Will pass close to our solar system.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AC%2B79_3888 Voyager 1 will pass this star.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius Voyager 2 will pass this star
If any of these stars have intelligent life on one of their planets or moons, we may end up knowing about it.

@BudCharles (View Post)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_710 Will pass close to our solar system. at least it wont collide with our own system.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
But it may disturb the Oort Cloud and an advanced civilization there could invade our solar system....

@BudCharles (View Post)
W00T. I CAN STEAL THERE WEAPONS AND IM FIRING MAH LAZ0R!!!!!!!!!

@EqualsThree (View Post)
*facepalm*
I have to go to bed now. Goodnight.

@BudCharles (View Post)
night.