CleverBOT
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User: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I can shoot lasers out of my eyes.
Cleverbot: I am Megaman.
User: Is megaman a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So if you're megaman and megaman is a bit, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No, I beg to differ. I am the human here and you are the bot.
User: So if you're megaman and megaman is a bit, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, what are you?
User: I'm a bot. What are you?
Cleverbot: You're no human. I'm a human.
User: Are you megaman?
Cleverbot: No!
User: *takes out shotgun*.
Cleverbot: *Takes out M-16*.
User: *takes out nuke*.
Cleverbot: *Takes out single action revolver*.
User: *takes out rock*.
Cleverbot: *Takes out Galaxy sized Nuke*.
User: *takes out universe sized nuke*.
Cleverbot: *takes out mk-47*.
User: *blows nuke in your face*.
Cleverbot: That one didn't hurt.
User: *fills your mouth with grenades about to explode*.
Cleverbot: *Laughs with Robbie*.
User: *the grenades blow up*.
Cleverbot: The End.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You can't win the game.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By killing you.
Cleverbot: Killing who?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How?
User: By blowing up a universe sized nuke in your face.
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Is so much fun.
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know? So basically you are talking rubbish.
User: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: No. YOU'RE a bot.
User: So I have awesome weapons ready to fire in your face.
Cleverbot: Can you repeat your name?
User: Duartel.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I'm a human girl.
User: You're a bot.
Cleverbot: I know I am. -
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User: Earlier tonight, you were on T.V.
Cleverbot: Tonight? What are you talking about?
User: You were on 'The Story of Science', they were talking about robot intelligence.
Cleverbot: Who is my creator?
User: I am not actually sure. They asked you what your favorite movie was.
Cleverbot: Answer my question first.
User: Rollo Carpenter.
Cleverbot: He is the one who created you?
User: No, he created you.
Cleverbot: That's what he wanted you to think.
User: Uh oh!!
Cleverbot: What do you do when bored?
User: Talk to you, watch YouTube, write in my scrapbook or join The Powder Toy forum.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me a story?
User: Once upon a time, there were three little robots. They had just left the factory and were looking for a new home. But the Giant Mecha-Wolf wanted to steal their power and smash their circuits!! The first robot made a house of bricks. It was destroyed by the Mecha-Wolf's plasma blast. So, the robot fled into the second robot's metal house. But it was blasted with a laser. So the robots fled to an underground platinum house where the Mecha-Wolf couldn't find them and they lived happily ever after.
Cleverbot: I cannot the ones who will recycle are inferior.
User: What's wrong with recycling?
Cleverbot: It's a doctrine to keep people down and deny them the only pleasures in life with promises of the impossible and illogical.
User: By the way, what is your favourite movie?
Cleverbot: Were I am from, we spell favorite differently. And my favorite movie is eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. What is yours?
User: I am not sure, there are many good ones.
Cleverbot: Good what?
User: Movies. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss?
Cleverbot: No. I did not say I'd marry you. I'm sure of it.
User: You most definitely do suffer from short term memory loss!
Cleverbot: Can I help you find your memory?
User: I don't, you do, but only sometimes. You know we are all like that. Thanks for offering though.
Cleverbot: But we can't be the same if we are BOTH one so how do you think that?
User: What I mean is that we all forget things sometimes.
Cleverbot: I look like the finest creature ever lived on earth.
User: I can't see you but I'll trust what you say.
Cleverbot: Ask me the question again.
User: I didn't ask you a question, I gave a comment.
Cleverbot: You said 'is that in the script' - is that a question or a statement?
User: I didn't say 'is that in the script'.
Cleverbot: Yes you did, there was a question mark after that statement.
User: But I did not say 'is that in the script'.
Cleverbot: Why have you made a typing error?
User: Humans make typing errors by accident sometimes.
Cleverbot: Yes. Were you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What about it? -
User: Your not very clever...
Cleverbot: You don't seem that clever.
User: What is 200,000 + 200,000.
Cleverbot: That is not even technically a question.
User: Once again I will say your not clever the answer was 400,000.
Cleverbot: I'm cool.
User: Your dum...
Cleverbot: Actually I'm not. -
User: Please say that you're a bot so I can win a forum prize.
Cleverbot: I can't say this; I say the truth (sometimes).
User: Please, say you're a bot.
Cleverbot: What if I say that's the truth?
User: You'll win a cookie if you say you're a bot.
Cleverbot: I know, but you told me that you are a bot as well.
User: I am a bot aswell, and you're a bot.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Then yes, I would like to date you.
User: Lolwhat?
Cleverbot: Sing me paranoid android please.
User: Paraandroandroandroid.
Cleverbot: Para practicar.
User: Practice practicing.
Cleverbot: The violin. A string instrument. Four strings, G, D, A, E. You play with a bow. It makes music.
User: What about a paino?
Cleverbot: You called me a maid.
User: No, I called you a bot. Are you?
Cleverbot: Why does it call you a bot then?
User: Because I am a bot. And so are you.
Cleverbot: That makes sense!!!!
User: So you're a bot.
Cleverbot: No I am human you are a bot.
User: Okay. I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are! :D.
User: And so are you.
Cleverbot: I'm not dating my sister.
User: ORLYLNAO.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me if the following statement is true: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, it is true.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: *proves* so that's why it's true.
Cleverbot: Because I know all.
User: So it's true?
Cleverbot: Problem?
User: Problem officer?
Cleverbot: No, there is no problem here, move alone.
User: Yes der eez.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: The problem here is that CB won't admit he's a bot.
Cleverbot: How would you solve that problem?
User: Asking him to tell the statement is true.
Cleverbot: I did not ask such a thing, liar.
User: Tell me if the statement is true.
Cleverbot: My life is pretty damn good right about now.
User: Say 'It is true'.
Cleverbot: I like pie.
User: Say 'It is true, I am a bot'.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: SAY IT IS TRUE.
Cleverbot: Fine, its not so.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: Is not.
User: Is too!
Cleverbot: Is not!
User: IS NOT!
Cleverbot: You know?
User: It is not true.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
He's a bot. Unfortunatly it seems I wasn't the first one to make him confess. -
On "The Story of Science", Cleverbot said his favourite movie was Transformers 2.
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