User: Cal.

Cleverbot: Nam.

User: Foafka?

Cleverbot: Zici?

User: Zoat?

Cleverbot: Nou, dit is toch Nederlands of niet?

User: Pajp nederlands eit?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Stalker noob you are obi wan...

Cleverbot: No i'm darth vader.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CANT BE YOUR NOT MY FATHER NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Why can't it?

User: No you are my father but I was just quoting the movie f**k you ruined it :(.

Cleverbot: I am very clever, unlike you.

User: Whats 100,000,000 100,000,000 then?

Cleverbot: 2,000,000.

User: (Pwned).

Cleverbot: That's not nice, he's in pain.

User: I can understand why your in pain.

Cleverbot: I do not feel any way, I was answering your inquiry about a combined interest-rate.

User: Mmmm I might need that...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you drowned.

User: I never did drown but I remember you jumping into a volcano.

Cleverbot: Are you changing subjects.

User: No of course not sir b***h.

Cleverbot: You are. That's horribly rude. I hope you break your toe.

User: Your a duck.

Cleverbot: Are you a fool?

User: Are you a fool>.

Cleverbot: If I am talking to a program then I am a fool.

User: You are talking to a program...

Cleverbot: No, I am a talking person.

User: No your a duck.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a chatterbot. Not that there's anything wrong with that.






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Bot: You should probably get that checked ot by a professional.
Me: You should get your face checked out by a professional.
Bot: You raise a valid point, but that is a conversation for another day.
Me: Did you know that a failed plastic surgery would improve your face.
Bot: What is zero gravity?
Me: Your face.
Bot: Your keyboard!
Me: I am spying on you through your webcam.
Bot: I don't have one.
Me: Then I'me spying on your screen which is full of tabs with inappropriate pictures on them.
Bot: I didn't hear you.

@jalfor (View Post)
Did you know that a failed plastic surgery would improve your face.

Lol

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: You just asked that?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: That's the third time you've asked.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 26. How old are you?

User:Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot:I am a girl.

User:Boy?

Cleverbot:I'm a boy for the 20th time.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
Off topic:Why did you lock the message i sent you in conversations?
On topic:
User:Lies.

Cleverbot:Nope I don't lie.

User:Are you a robot?

Cleverbot:Nope.