User: *pulls out shit*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out tank*.

User: *farts on tank*.

Cleverbot: *kisses gently*.

User: *fists*.

Cleverbot: *goes weak in the knees*.

User: You must be a duck.

Cleverbot: No, I just told you I'm a girl.

User: So a girl duck?

Cleverbot: If a giraffe is a girl.

User: Then you must be a duck.

Cleverbot: Yes.


i can haz cheezeburger?

ME: So you are human?

BOT: Yes

ME: Prove it.

BOT: How?

ME: By telling me a story.

BOT: I love you!

WTF!?

cleverbot has flaws. but they are funny flaws. it cant curse... it cant keep on the same subject for long and it is confused about its gender.

You fail then.

Well you're a Fail Whale.

You'll have to prove I'me a fail whale.

Ok. Olga Volga golfs sdeevv that's my nativ language.

User: Son, how long is a chinese name?

Cleverbot: I do not know why are you asking me about that?

User: No, how long is a chinese name?

Cleverbot: As long as it needs to be.

User: No, son how long is a chinese name?

Cleverbot: The question is not how long, but how short.

User: No, son how long is a chinese name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot you confuse me.

Because your face is so shocking. I can see it through the webcam you know.
What do I look like?
A big hairy elephant that resembles a gorrila.
Ok what is the exact name of that ?
An elephiralla.
What did I do with the elephant.

My Troll cleverbot





also

You are forever alone.
This is so cute.
As your mom.
I wish for your death.
You want your mom dead?
Yes.

gotta love the cleverbot. lol