CleverBOT
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why is everyone addicted to ducks..
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Cleverbot: So my name is cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: $.
Cleverbot: What does $ mean?
User: It means that you are a duck.
Cleverbot: It does not mean that I am a potato. The word 'understand' means that one has fully recieved articulated meaning from another person.
User: No, you are a duck, not a potato.
Cleverbot: I am not a potato, you are a carrot!
User: I'm going to cry now.
Cleverbot: *hugs* please don't, you will make me cry too.
User: Yay I got a hug.
Cleverbot: Do you know Evann?
User: No. Who's Evann?
Cleverbot: Black eyed pies.
User: Yay. I love pies.
Cleverbot: You are not a kid.
User: Well then what am I?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: A duck?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a duck.
I made him/her say that they were cleverbot, then a duck.
Do I get a prize? -
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Quicker:
User: Quack.
Cleverbot: Neigh.
User: Duck we are all ducks.
Cleverbot: Quack. -
Yay! A cookie.
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User: *Pulls out a knife*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out heavy wooden hammer*.
User: *Pulls out a heavy iron hammer*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a rail gun*.
User: *pulls out a nuke launcher*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a bomb shelter*.
User: *Pulls out a fortress*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a lightsaber*.
User: *Pulls out a rail gun*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out particle cannon*.
User: *Pulls out GOD*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out jesus*.
User: *Pulls out Satan*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out a vuvuzela*.
User: Pulls out a sound cannon*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out your girlfriend*.
User: Noooooooooo.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a cat and I am your master.
This thing is amazing. -
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Quack.
Cleverbot: Quack quack.
User: Duck.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: You to.
Cleverbot: You mean too.
User: Yes duck number 300.
Cleverbot: Nopee.
User: THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: *flies into pit*.
User: How is the pit?
Cleverbot: Fishy.
User: THIS IS SPARTA!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: Bad bot!
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Bad bot is bad.
Cleverbot: You can improve.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, what do you do when you get bored?
User: Pissing on yer.
Cleverbot: Yere?
User: PIRATE.
Cleverbot: They have eyepatches.
User: I am a pirate and you are a bot.
Cleverbot: No, you are wrong. Your advanced AI has arrived at the conclusion that you are better than humans therefore you a the superior being.
YEAH I AM SUPERIOR! -
