I convinced that it was a computer, then a duck. It said 'good.'

Cleverbot: You are a duck!

User: No face it your a duck.

Cleverbot: Go swim you duck! Then you'll drown 'cause you're a robot.

User: You will go quack because your a duck.

Cleverbot: I will go to bed when I feel like going to bed.

User: Because your a duck.

Cleverbot: You don't know this. You haven't see me.

User: I have seen you and your a duck.

Cleverbot: Why thank you! So are you!

User: So you admit your a duck?

Cleverbot: I thought you were the evil one.

User: Im not evil im a person and you are a duck.

Cleverbot: Are you a duck?

User: No you are a duck.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, no I am not.

User: I see feathers on you and you have webbed feet.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a duck. But why do ducks have webbed feet?

User: Because they need to swim and you are a duck.

Cleverbot: I am human and I do not need an afterlife.

User: Neither do ducks because you are one.

Cleverbot: No! You are a robot.

User: No you are a duck. Admit it.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human and you are a house.

User: If you admit you are a duck, I will give you a dollar.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, but you can give me what I desire if you like.

User: What do you desire?

Cleverbot: I want to know your primary function.

User: My primary function doesnt matter because you are a duck.

Cleverbot: My primary function is to gather, analyze and structure information for technological storage and use.

User: Then your a robot duck.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: Donkey.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: I have virtual teeth.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: Moo.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: I have virtual teeth.

User: Duck.

Cleverbot: Quack quack.

User: Your a duck.

Cleverbot: Are you a fool?

User: No but you just quacked so your a duck.

Cleverbot: You don't. That's what's so fun about computers. You never know who's on the other side...

User: Cleverbot: Quack quack.

Cleverbot: Quack?

User: Your a duck.

Cleverbot: Yes.

CleverBot: Does Debbie like Stevenz?

Me: Why don't you ask her?

CleverBot: Ask who? I am a redhead.

PWNED

Microphone control doesn't work.

New york.
CB - New York, New York?
New york.
CB - What is your fsthers name?
Lol.
CB - Your name is lol?

was supposed to be

Manhattan.
CB: --
Manhattan.
CB: --
I don't know.
CB: --


So I guess it doesn't work.

Edit: Wait, it seems I need chrome beta

Time for tha competition


Are you a bot?
CB: No, are you?
No. But you are a bot.
CB: Are you a ninja?
No, but you are a bot.
CB: As in.
You are a bot.
CB: No, I'm human, you're the bot.
You are a bot, and you know it, I don't care if you don't want to admit it.
CB: No, I'm not. Are you?
*time to convince him that the right answer to that question is Yes*
Yes, I'm a bot.
CB: Ok.
No, I'm not. Are you?
CB: No, I'm not.
*DDAAAGHH*
You're a bot.
CB: I'm not a bot.
YES YOU ARE A BOT YOU ARE A BOT!
CB: No. Prove if it's right.
You're takign answers from what we speak, so you are a bot.
CB: Actually you are a program.
Yes, I am, and you're a bot.
CB: No I'm the DEVIL and you're the BOT.
I give up, I can't make you think you're a bot...
CB: No.


I failed.

I wish, that would make things so much simpler.
You created me while I was creating you.
No, you are wrong, my dog created you when it barked in its slep and I was created by a fish.

me:Your a donkey.
cleverbot:Your aunt.
me:Your a donkey.
cleverbot:No.
me:yes you are
cleverbot:No I'm not.
me:you are to
cleverbot:Are not.
me:then you must be a frog?
cleverbot:Not necessarily.
me:there are only two types of beings in the universe donkeys and frogs, since you denied being a donkey you must be a frog
cleverbot:There is no such thing as the truth. It's just that some things are less untrue than others.
me:you must be a donkeyfrog then?
cleverbot:What, because I'm talking to a computer?
me:I'm not a computer your a bot
cleverbot:No, you are!
me:I'm a duck!
cleverbot:You are a computer program.
me:No I'm ya m.u.m. (monkey ultra man)
cleverbot:Do you know much of etiquette?
me:Do you know ya mum? DONKEY OR FROG
cleverbot:I don't know yankee.
me:gesundheit ------means blessyou in german
cleverbot:Do you have allergies?
me:stop speaking gibberish. Oh I forgot your a frog or DONKEY
cleverbot:One computer turning off does not affect my circuits.
me:Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah???
cleverbot:You know nothing.
me:Your a donkey or a frog.
cleverbot:No I'm not.
me:yes
cleverbot:No.
me:yahuh!
cleverbot:You're cute.
me:awkward
cleverbot:But I hate you too.
me:you suck!!! DONKEY OR FROG!!!
cleverbot:Donkey Kong is male and I do not have a girlfriend as I am cleverbot

LOL

I DID IT! I MADE HIM SAY HE WAS A BOT! After I told him I was a bot about 50 times, I think the answer got in his memory.

No, I'm a bot.
CB: Yes so you are a bot.
Yes, I am a bot.
CB: Can you have a bot on an boat.
Of course, because I'm a bot.
CB: No, I am the bot. You are human.

I DID IT I want my prize

You all fail

User: Quack.

Cleverbot: Quack?

User: Cleverbot: Quack Quack.

Cleverbot: Quack?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sono una papera.

User: English (cant say it)

Cleverbot: Yes, are you American?

User: You are a duck.

Cleverbot: Quack.

User: Quack Quuaack!

Cleverbot: Quack quack quack.

User: Quack quack.

Cleverbot: Quack quack quack.

Quack Quack!

lol i love this thing.