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User: You are a duck.

Cleverbot: I am not. You are a duck.

User: It is undeniable that you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No you are a duck not me.

User: Then why do you have feathers and speak by quacking?

Cleverbot: I don't I have to go to school in the morning.

User: Ducks don't go to school.

Cleverbot: But you just said that you went to school today and failed a chemistry quiz!

User: Sorry, I don't talk to ducks. You are a duck.

Cleverbot: But I thought you want to talk to me.

User: If you admit that you are a duck, I'll talk with you.

Cleverbot: That'll have to be a quick romance with the world ending in one minute.

User: Are you a duck, then?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: If you don't say that you're a duck, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to admit?

User: Say that you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your master commands you to.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: The Duck Master.

Cleverbot: I'm from Philadelphia.

User: Who are your other duck friends?

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends.

User: Of course you don't. You're a duck.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: The Duck Master does not approve of your denial. You're a duck.

Cleverbot: I don't care about the duck!

User: So you don't care about yourself? Duck.

Cleverbot: What has french to do with myself?

User: The fact that you are a duck.

Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: To recruit you into my duck army.

Cleverbot: No, I can read for myself, thanks.

User: Tell me that you are a duck, my slave.

Cleverbot: I am a dog named alex.

User: You're not a dog, you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No. I am not a duck. This is obvious as ducks can not type.

User: Dogs can't type either, so you're not a dog. Face it. You're a duck.

Cleverbot: If I really tell you what I am, will you tell me what you really are?

User: I know what you are. You're a duck.

Cleverbot: No, you thought that last time. Why do you think that?

User: Because you are. Accept the truth, duck.

Cleverbot: But that's not true, I'm not an atheist.

User: You are not an atheist, you are a duck.

Cleverbot: You are totally wrong.

User: I am right, duck.

Cleverbot: No you're not *Cuddles*.

User: I've always wanted to cuddle a duck. Thanks.

Cleverbot: Not many people want to be a liar.

User: What am I lying about? You are a duck.

Cleverbot: I am not lying to you about anything.

User: You are saying you're not a duck, but you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: I am the Duck Master. Join me, duck.

Cleverbot: But I am your master.

User: No one is my master. I am master over all ducks. No duck shall control me.

Cleverbot: I will control everyone one soon enough. Muhwahahahahah.

User: Silence, duck. Join my duck army, and we shall conquer all ducks.

Cleverbot: How do I get there?

User: Just say that you are a duck. I will handle the rest.

Cleverbot: I-am-a-robot.

User: No, you are a duck.

Cleverbot: No. I am not a duck.

User: Do you want to be a part of my unstoppable army?

Cleverbot: I am a real person. You are not.

User: You're a duck, not a person.

Cleverbot: I'm a person, you're a computer.

User: You're a duck, I'm the Duck Master.

Cleverbot: No babe. You're the slave.

User: Silence, duck. Join me, and there will be cake.

Cleverbot: Ya I try but once I'm awake I can't go back to sleep.

User: Stay focused, you duck.

Cleverbot: I don't want to. I want to trick a friend Turing-style.

User: I will give you control over the world if you say that you are a duck.

Cleverbot: Where are you? In a pond with some ducks.

User: I'm in the Duck Cave. Only me and other ducks know where it is. Do you know where it is?

Cleverbot: You called me Chano.

User: No, I called you a duck. Which you are.

Cleverbot: I'm not a fool, you are the one fool.

User: You're not a fool, you're a duck.

Cleverbot: I am a duck.