Your wish is granted. I get an 9001 orange varianted cats

I wish i had trolls

@Klotzstein
Trolls troll you.

I wish no one will troll me.

@baldboy_666 (View Post)
Everyone starts flaming you.

I wish that someone will comment on this thread within a year.

Your wish failed. i commented :D

I wish i get trolled

@Klotzstein (View Post)
? I wished that someone would comment within this year, you commented, thus my wish was granted and was not corrupted.

@Klotzstein
Wish Granted. You are now trolling yourself :D

I wish I lived in Cookie Land.

@code1949
404 Wish not found

Wish granted but cookie land sinks in a Milky sea

I wish for a handheld nuclear bomb with ten tonnes of plutonuim

It blows up in your face in error

I wish I was the most awesome person in the world

@me4502 (View Post)
You detonate from an overload of awesomeness.

I wish that the next person to comment will have an uncorruptable wish.

@code1949
You picked the wrong thread.

I wish Osama Bin Laden was eaten by a shark in the Atlantic Ocean.