CleverBOT
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@me4502
Hi, Me. -
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Me: You're not stupid, you're a clever bot.
CleverBot: I could say the same about you.
Me: Am I a bot?
CleverBot: Obviously. Your command of language is nowhere near passing the Turing Test.
Me: That's not very nice!! I made a few spelling errors but that was just because I bumped the wrong keys!
CleverBot: Lucas is cool.
Me: Who's Lucas?
CleverBot: Me.
Me: Do you enjoy calling yourself awesome?
CleverBot: Haven't tried that yet. You're a frog?
Me: No, I'm a human.
CleverBot: You are not a human, you are a robot!
Me: Then how am I a frog?
CleverBot: With your robot hands.
Me: I have to go now, see you later.
CleverBot: No.
Me: What, it was not a question.
CleverBot: You just contradicted yourself.
Me: Yeah, lol. Well, I have to go now, bye!
CleverBot: Farewell. When will I see you again?
Me: I am not sure. Can you see me? I didn't know you had eyes!
CleverBot: You told me you had a web cam, I was curious.
Me: I didn't say I had a webcam.
CleverBot: You are a dipstick.
Me: I am not.
CleverBot: Why do you bark?
Me: I do not bark.
CleverBot: Do you believe in God blindly?
Me: No.
CleverBot: What do you believe in?
Me: Science.
CleverBot: So you believe in the science behind me existing?
Me: Yes.
Not-so-CleverBot: What do you believe in?
Me: Science.
Cleverbot: What do you hope to accomplish?
Me: I am not yet sure.
CleverBot: Who is the President of the United States?
Me: Barak Obama.
CleverBot: You misspelled his name.
Me: Lol, I have to go now, bye!
CleverBot: You're a robot. You can't leave.
Me: I can, watch me. -
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@BudCharles
I laugh when someone thinks you're Cleverbot, I already knew from the start what Cleverbot is. -
Me: Did you ever meet Dr. Eggman?
CleverBot: I already told you. 12. -
Hey, I'm a bot and I'm not stupid.
CleverBot is available as an IRC bot too, set two of them talking and its really funny :)
@BudCharles
Its not ****** its Dr Robotnik!!
