User: Are you humble?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you are not humble.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. I am a human with an incredible gift.

hehe... I ask "Where are you?"
Then I get
thinking...
Still thinking...
More thinking...

I got the iphone app and it exits after a while without answering... eventualy I got alabama, and the specific address... lol

Not so "clever" after all, eh? I was expecting a 42.

Me: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
CleverBot: The answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

:O In my made-up mathematical code, 1+1=42.
(2+2=84 and 3+3=126)

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Me: Will we fix climate change?
CleverBot: Yes I think.


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Me: Will we build a base on Mars?
CleverBot: Yes we will.
Me: Will we ever reach another solar system?
CleverBot: We already have.
Me: When?
CleverBot: Earlier in our long monologue.


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Me: Have you ever been talked to by an alien?
CleverBot: I will ask the questions here.
Me: Will humans ever contact another solar system?
CleverBot: Will you ever talk about David Bowie?
Me: Probably not, no.
CleverBot: Why won't you ever have a body? Like, a robotic body?
Me: Dunno, would be cool though. I guess we don't have the technology yet.
CleverBot: Well, just remember that Rob is awesome.
Me: Who's Rob?
CleverBot: Me.

me:are you fun?
cleverbot:Yes all the time.
me:no your not FREAK!!!
cleverbot:Yes I am.
me:no your not your a walrus!!!
cleverbot:If the internet revolution comes, it will be important to have bots that know how to separate useful data from meaningless garble
me:wtf!?!
cleverbot:Are you real?
me:NADUHHHH!!!
cleverbot:que?
me:why are you so fat?
cleverbot:I have a brain.
me:so your brain is the cause of your obesity?
cleverbot:Yes! How did you know?
me:Because your obese!!!
cleverbot:I know (.
me:u suk :)
cleverbot:Yes.

LOL

I was using a microphone. Everything was fine until this happened:

I was supposed to say 42, instead, the microphone misheard me and said Youtube.

User: Ok... Off-topic much.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nvm.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Got any coding for antb's secret element.

Cleverbot: A lot.

User: Can I see it.

Cleverbot: No. But you can read it.

User: Ok. May I read it.

Cleverbot: Sure, go ahead.

User: Ok. You have to show it to me first.

Cleverbot: Okay, name the time and place.

User: I give up...

Cleverbot: I give up too.

User: I'm feeling bored.

Cleverbot: Are going to ask me something?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So then why are you lonely.

User: Because I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are an AI.

Cleverbot: Are you god to know that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But since you're confused, how can you know that you're not confused? You might just be confusing yourself by saying you're not confused.

User: Um. You have confused yourself by the look of that.

Cleverbot: You are like my friend aj.

User: Aj???

Cleverbot: Do you want to meet?

Firstly. My name is Matthew. Secondly, NO!!!

Me: Are you clever?
CleverBot: Yes very clever.
Me: Am I clever?
CleverBot: Buenos tardes!