@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
It's full of farting aliens and methane.

I wish I was rich.

You become rich, just before the economy completely collapses.
I wish for a black hole containment chamber.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
The blackhole detonates due to lack of matter, the virtual postirons it absorbed is ejected and destroys the solar system in a massive thermonuclear explosion.

I wish some else made a wish.

Thermonuclear? From black holes? So the fusion of two nuclei of atoms with a lower atomic number than iron is created by the implosion and resulting 4-dimensional explosion of a singularity. Umm...
I make a wish.
I wish for vacuum collapse to occur in the Andromeda galaxy.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
The vacuum collapse causes a strange reaction not yet discovered that destroys our galaxy as well.

I wish for solar power to become the dominant power source on Earth.

Unfortunately, this only occurs due to a coronal mass ejection on apocalyptic scales, and only for 3 seconds before all electronics on Earth explode.
I wish to stop existing.
Lol.

@JH-Darkfire (View Post)
You stop existing, only to start existing in another universe with aliens who won't stop going "blalalalalalaala"
I wish that all my saves get voted up 5000 times.

You get perma banned

I wish that I had 100000000000000000000 fish sticks

@BudCharles
This is due to a computer glitch, and is fixed immediately.
I wish to have a cold fusion rod.

@petrol
A pallet of frozen fish sticks falls on your head.

You freeze to death
I wish i had 5 GUM fish sticks