I wish i had 72 virgins

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
granted, but they are old men

i wish the wish faries died.

They did. I used my wish to bring them back.

I also wished for a pizza, fresh out of the oven perfectly cooked and just the way I like it.

@TheTempest (View Post)
the pizza is delicious, but four nanometers in diameter.

i wish for more guacamole :(

Granted, but it's eight and a half years old.

I wish I could make a wish that was incorruptable.

@TheTempest (View Post)
Granted. You just had it. :P

I wish I had one Turkey sandwich, 20 inches long, with pickles, mayo, cheese, and lettuce, that each ingredient is freshly picked, with no harmful bacteria, no viruses, and absolutely nothing else. Beat that.

but you drop it.

I wish i shot JFK

@neospector
the bread gets moldy spores after you said that, before you eat it, thats not a bactearia or virus. then 10000 ants come and lay eggs in it,
then you drop it

i wish for 1000 up votes on my save

@theKJM (View Post)
you self vote and catelite bans you

I wish i had a house made of solid gold.

granted but its only 0.00000000000000001% pure

i wish for it to be 30 degreese C outside 60% of the time in summer, and in winter -5 C and it snowes a lot