@Excel
Made me lol

My BIG list:

People who have a 'Mac book pro' or something shit annoying like that, then think they are better than everyone and think their laptop or whatever is better than everyone elses.
Slow laptops (I don't have one, but they still annoy me)
N00BZZZzzzZZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz!!!!1111!!11!!1!!!!11!!!!!one1!!!
People who complain about bans (you get a ban, you clearly deserve it)
People who don't like the moderating team (you guys are FTW)
People who just expect me to do things for them like I have no life
People who don't rant enough
People who never have days off school (probably due to looking after children while they are working) and also making everyone else ill by coming into school
Goody-two-shoes who never get into trouble
People who do things to you, then when you do it back you get caught and get into trouble
N00Bz calling other N00Bz 'N00Bz'.
Ban evaders
People who false report things
People who ask stupid questions
People who don't read the wiki
People who are excessive liars.
90% of the groups
the-pickle (who I now think is called girr after the-pickle requested a ban)
People who make piles of rubbish and call them engines
Newbies who never find out how to use games because they are stuck in their own little nooby worlds.

Also:

TheRazorsEdge:

shroom207
Minecraft
One of the moderators but I won't say which one
Macs
People who nag me
Homework
My maths teacher

^ I hate all of them too. (except for the crossed out one)

Moderators: Any trouble with this post, sorry.

My list:
-Idiots
-Government Band-aid Solutions
-People who physically threaten people in arguments because they can't win. I like it though when I accept those threats and people just shut up ;)
-People who are constantly asking for help without using resources first(google, wikis, etc.)
-People who think programming is magical and there's no reason why people don't add infinite functionality to programs
-Noobs
-Most people who play COD
-Ignorant kids who play COD and think they're gun gurus. (I was at The Sportsman Show this year and I heard like a 12-13 year old kid say to a younger kid he was with "Where are all AKs?", trying to sound smart.)
-People who don't like debates/arguments. I love proving idiots wrong. It's funny.
-People who vote for the Green Party/give a shit about littering, and care too much about the environment
-People who think lighters, knives, guns can only do bad
-Cops/authorities who are ignorant, won't let you prove them wrong
-More

Thar you go, you asked for it.

EDIT: Also people who think that animals/environment should come first. I should be able to crank the sound on huge speakers with a large, plasma TV, eating dead, horribly abused chickens(kfc), and enjoy myself. I don't care if some chickens get boiled alive, so long as my food tastes good.

-noobs that vote stuff down because they are jealous or because they don't know how to use it.
- ignorant,arrogant and bigoted people
-the ANC
-the people that vote for the ANC
-the ANCYL
-the people that believe the racist stuff the ANCYL talks about.
-the people who support the ANC and ANCYL
-The police (here at least)
-politics
-noobs in games that run in circles with their gun facing upwards
-bad teammates in games that TK you or snipe while they should be storming the enemy base before time runs out.
-things i don't understand
-Blizzard nerfing terran in SC2

-Generals noobs from the huge peoples wave on here
-Kids that wants to sound gangsters while they fail
-General stupidity ( Not accidental )
-Computer/coding crap I can't set up for an unknown reason that nobody can help me with
-This (JK)

- Losing a facebook fan because osama get's killed.
-asking me horribly stupid questions.
-wasting my invaluable time.
-`trollin'
-voting my saves down (mostly everyone's saves) for no reason, or they just dont know how to use it.
-hobos.
-Religion and political topics.
-my mom for knocking at the door at 4 am in the morning and still sleepy.

-haters
-hitler
moar haters
-racists
-nooblets
-anyone who cant find the 40 seconds it takes to read the rules before posting. On any forum.

@Excel
A lot of these, too. The_first_one*10^1.#INF;