But they become evil and demented...

I wish this thread was locked.

@gamax92 (View Post)
granted but you drank it and got shot by the air force.

I wish that this thread stayed open for the next 50000000000000 years.

It does, but it gets moved to the recycling bin first.

I wish that I could think of wish.

I give you the pet rock, then rip it out your hands and smash it on the floor.

I wish I could think of a good wish that I'll never forget that will never be corrupted

@gamax92 (View Post)
You become intangible but because you cannot interact with physical entities you are promptly pulled to the center of the earth and starve to death.

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I wish that everyone gets perma-banned.

Everyone gets perma banned and they find a new forum.

I wish i had another glass of chocolate milk

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)

The milk contained lead paint.

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I wish that the next beta will come out soon.