Survive The Attack
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I managed to teleport into another universe before they could reach me, and collapse the universe they are in.
The next user is in that collapsing universe.
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I go in the black hole and come out in my secret underground white hole, avoiding death in my dark matter pod.
The next person is about to be spaghettified by a black hole.
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I am a pastafarian. My dreams have come true!
Next user is trapped in a room with Fred Figglehorn.
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I'm in a room with my dog named Fred Figglehorn.
The next user is teleported to my secret underground facility, which is located in an antimatter universe.
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I wake up in the facility. it is dark and damp. I wander around and try to find an exit, but there is none. I sit down and ponder about the past years, my journey to find the epic food, the discovery of the cookie, the quantum war, when suddenly I feel something in my stomach...
The thoughts of the infamous cookie adventurer as he discovered his true self. After being sucked into a black hole, he appeared somewhere in another universe, where everything was made of antimatter. Fortunately and unfortunately, he appeared next to the infamous facility-238 of Michael, and was escorted there and kept for many years.
deep inside there, located in the only planet made of matter protected by a magnetic field, he discovered the cookie he ate gave him super abilites (after a night of a terrible explosive bowel movement, of course). He of course didnt know about this, and at the flick of his fingers accidently turned himself into cat named whiskers, teleporting him back to the year 2353 and in his old universe, in an ally in new new york. Walking around, he thought of ways of turning back to a human. An Idea came after a random guy tripped on him. He went to an old abandoned food store and looked in the isles for the legendary pastry of cats. there, at the last columns, with a single light shining on it, he saw his ticket back to manhood. The old cookie adventure climbed the selves and ripped open the last poptart in existence, and ate it. Nothing happened at first, but then a familiar nyan ranged in his ears that he nyan heard of. he starting expelling some nyan, and in a burst of nyan nyan, he nyan nyan into the sky and nyan nyan nyan into spacnyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan didnt nyan know nyan nyan when it'd stop! nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan fell back nyan nyan words starting nyan nyan torturous music starting to nyan nyan nyan falling back on nyan nyan fell on the streets where a crowed of nyan thousands surrounded him. He went to see the president of new new york and speak to Oprah Winfrey's great great granddaughter and even a developer of the famed original TPT. He became famous. but things didnt stop there: the cookie enabled him to create cookies and end world hunger for the galaxy and with the creation of the cookiegenerator, cookies were a new reusable source of power that helped everone. the milky way was now in a golden age, with cookies an nyan and he was a famous person once again.
Happily walking the streets of New new york, the famed hero heard something from wall street. turning the corner he saw a giant mob of investors running in/out of the building. something went wrong.
The next day the stock market crashed and drove the super cluster into a astrodepression. With the influx of cookies, the market values of them quickly rose in a quanton-like cookie bubble: but once they grew stale, the bubble exploded, destroying the economy, the currency, middle class, the left class, the right class, and even a few math classes. All of the attention was focused on the cookie adventurer, who was ridiculed and exiled with everyone from old men to little children throwing stale cookies at him. his glorious days were over.
on a planet far away many years later, the cookie adventurer encased his last, special nyan-chanted cookie in a special glass sealed box, one of the last cookies in existence, and dug it in the ground. beside it he wrote a note, and personal and enclosed, and left it in the ground with the cookie as well. then, in a last effort to see the universe, he got into a spaceship he has been working on...
...and flew into the universe, even though I had no Idea what to expect. But in a last act of randomness and self defiance, and to keep the tread alive, I threw a hammer at a time-space teleporter, not knowing what to expect.I dont know if anyone will ever see me again: I heard that the economy recoverd but its so unstable that even hearing about me will send the markets aloof, but I do know, that somewhere, sometime, someone will enjoy a good cookie, and a quantum hammer........
The next user is walking, minding their own business, when all of a sudden, randomly, a radioactive quantum hammer is teleported out of no where and falls towards them.
