You can't just say "I does not explode". It's noobish and against the rules of the game.
4) No just going "trololol, i muved out dah waii!!". -_- seriously.
No attack.
You fall into the freezing waters of Antartica naked.
I happen to be a leopard seal. Therefore, I survive the extremely cold water.
The next user is on a planet being hit by a neutron star.
Too late, I got away on my Magical Space Unicorn'
Next user will suffer the wrath of a god.
I am an atheist, so I sneer and snicker your god out of existence.
The next user is trapped in a tube held at close to absolute zero.
i troll you out of the universe :)
the next user is in the core of the sun without any suits or protection.
I am cool with that.
The next person is going to be hunted down by thousands of trolls who wanted to be the 1000th poster, and shall be eaten.