I out-ninja the ninjas

 

The next person falls into a portal to god-knows-where

2cm from where I was. God knew where it would end up.


You are drowned in the pacific.

I turn it all into water vapor

 

it turns into water again in my victims house flooding it and it hits a lightbulb and shocks my victim

However, the lightbulbs in my house are waterproof, and so are all of the other electronic devices and wires.

 

The next user is buried in a pile of plutonium 238, which heats up until it starts boiling them.

I erase it with right click and set my life back to 100.

 

The next user watches too many kitten videos and dies from all the cuteness

my spirit watches too many puppy vids in the afterlife and the cuteness explodes my spirit back into my body.

 

I order a high tech demolition crew from the future to demolish the user below

However, I happen to be living so far into the future, that the Sun has already long since burned out.

 

I throw the next user into a wormhole, that leads into a universe where matter cannot exist.

It causes a error and I am returned.

You are downloaded onto an USB stick.

I'm not really a user, i'm a cumputer.

 

The next user is killed by TPTROXRLYITSTRUE