This man goes to the doctor and says "Hey doc im having problems with these silent farts, I cant stop them. Oooh there goes one and Oooh another one. Do you know what is wrong doc?" The doc says " Yeah, you have gone deaf"

your mama's so stupid she got locked in a food store and starved to death.

@roguegeneral-- (View Post)
ROFL
@brennan313 (View Post)
LOL!!!

And how come you never post on your laser club group???

yo mamma is so fat that they made tour de mamma
yo mamma is so stupid she thought Toyota makes condom(oh what a feeling toyota.)

Three turtles were going fishing. They realise they forgot the bait. They randomly choose who must go after them, and they pick the turtle John.
- I'm not going, by the time I'll get back you'll eat all the food!
- We promise not to, said the other turtles.
And John leaves. He's gone for 30 mins, 1 hour, 2, 5, 10, 1 day, 2, 5, a week, 2, 3, a month, and he's still not back.
-Come on, let's eat just a bit, or we'll starve to death! said one turtle to the other.
As soon as they start eating, turtle John jumps out of some bushes.
- I knew you were going to eat it! Screw you I'm not going anywhere anymore.

how to pwn your enemy.
Potassium oxide!

Yo mamma's arse is so big it take an elephant to satisfy her.
yo mamma is so stupid that she uses a ruler to measure a ruler.
yo mamma is so stupid that she thought there is another measurement for time.
yo mamma is so fat that she invented another measuring unit for her to buy clothes.

Three turtles named Do, Ra, Me went to a park. In doing so they encounter so sh*t. Do says he'll get the brush, Ra says he get some newspaper and Me stays watch. When they came back, there was nothing, and Me is staying guard and didn't let anyone touch it. So who ate it?
Say it out loud. Oh you! eww!
For n00bs who don't get it highlight the following
" Me ate so, so by saying Me, i ate it. LOL "

@code1949 (View Post)
Ewwwwwwwwwwww