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Chuck Norris Facts

  • roguegeneral--     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chuck norris was only knocked out by bruce lee because he found chucks only weakness: his chest hair. but you cant kill chuck norris, only knock him out and then he gets really pissed off at the person who did it.

    PS: chuck got the last laugh when he roundhouse kicked bruce in the chest from a mile away killing him.
  • Candunc     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Wow, he has a weakness?
  • lolzy     5th Oct 2010 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    His chest hair only has a 99.9999999999999999999999% resistance to ninja. The rest of him is 100% proof to everything.
  • Diissaster     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    200% proof on his head meaning if some one punches him it hurts their fist.
  • yew101     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    1000.1% on his genitals so if u punch there it flicks back and kills u
  • PowderToyRulez     5th Oct 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • PowderToyRulez     5th Oct 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • roguegeneral--     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chucknorris euthanized his companion cube faster than you
  • tman5000     5th Oct 2010 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Neospector     5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    tman5000:
    it breaks the laws of physics, but so do bumblebees

    Hm...bumblebees VS. Chuck Norris...who will win?
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