Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • nucular
    21st Jul 2014 Member 3 Permalink
    <CeeJayBee> Ristovski, but I like cancer.
    Edited once by nucular. Last: 21st Jul 2014
  • CeeJayBee
    22nd Jul 2014 Member 1 Permalink
    * dima-gord (ad0e4c7c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.*) has joined #powder
    <dima-gord> Hello
    <CeeJayBee> dima-gord, hello.
    <dima-gord> hi
    <boxmein> dima-gord: sorry for being skeptical, but can you prove you're the same dima-gord as the one on tpt?
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    <jacob1> he isn't
    <jacob1> it's johnpears
    <CeeJayBee> wow.
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    <Xetalim> johnpears, hello you faking bastard
    <Xetalim> /nick Skylark
    <CeeJayBee> /nick Ximon
    * boxmein is now known as pacbrad
    <pacbrad> moo
    * pacbrad is now known as boxmein
    <boxmein> I do that every now and then
    * You are now known as letaxim
    <letaxim> moo
    * Xetalim is now known as ceejaybee
    -NickServ- ceejaybee!~Xetalim@unaffiliated/xetalim failed to login to CeeJayBee. There has been 1 failed login attempt since your last successful login.
    <ceejaybee> :D
    <Ristovski> afk
    <letaxim> you what
    <boxmein> letaxim: quick, /ns ghost ceejaybee
    <letaxim> this escalated quickly
    <ceejaybee> noo
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    -NickServ- CeeJayBee has been ghosted.
    <letaxim> :D
    <letaxim> :DDD
    <letaxim> Hahaha
    * You are now known as CeeJayBee
    <CeeJayBee> :P
    <CeeJayBee> This entire chat is going on the forums, lol
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    <boxmein> leave out the boring bits
    <boxmein> like Xetalim
    <CeeJayBee> XD
    Edited 5 times by CeeJayBee, jacob1. Last: 26th Jul 2014
  • CeeJayBee
    24th Jul 2014 Member 1 Permalink
    Random occurence on #powder at nine in the morning.

    <arkiwitect> CeeJayBee,
    <arkiwitect> give me a kiss
    <CeeJayBee> wat
    <CeeJayBee> why
    <arkiwitect> because
    <arkiwitect> i,
    <arkiwitect> am gay
    <CeeJayBee> k
    * CeeJayBee kisses arkiwitect
    * arkiwitect burns CeeJayBee with a flamethrower
    <arkiwitect> i lied
  • mniip
    26th Jul 2014 Developer 2 Permalink

    [16:56:19] <BloodSkin> im smoking weed thats been through a washing machine. its still green, its clean, but doesnt do a damn thing
  • CeeJayBee
    26th Jul 2014 Member 2 Permalink
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    <CeeJayBee> wait what
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    <CeeJayBee> d-did everyone just get klined?
    <jacksonmj-away> wtf
    <CeeJayBee> what?
    <CeeJayBee> dafuq just happened
    * jacksonmj-away is now known as jacksonmj
    <CeeJayBee> jacksonmj, what
    <jacksonmj> I have no idea
    <CeeJayBee> o_o
    <CeeJayBee> Well.
    <jacksonmj> [465] jacksonmj You are banned from this server- You have violated freenode's terms of service. If in error, please contact kline@freenode.net (2014/7/26 20.23)
    <CeeJayBee> That... happened.
  • jacob1
    2nd Aug 2014 Developer 2 Permalink
    [01:08:15] <cj646464> $seen Mortvert
    [01:08:15] <StewieGriffin> cj646464: Mortvert was last seen in #powder 8 hours and 5 seconds ago: * Mortvert stares
  • xetalim
    8th Aug 2014 Member 3 Permalink

    [19:24:51] <Minotaur> Moo
    [19:26:12] <boxmein> who capitalizes moo
    [19:31:36] <Lockheedmartin> boxmein: The Moo language is very general
    [19:31:48] <Lockheedmartin> Moo is thus a noun in Minotaur's case
    [19:32:15] <Minotaur> boxmein, moo Moo moo moo Moo moo moo Moo MOO!
    [19:32:31] <Lockheedmartin> "The dog goes Moo" means they went to Moo. "The dog goes moo" means the dog says moo
    [19:33:19] <Minotaur> Moo moo moo
    [19:33:50] <Minotaur> mooooooooooooooo
    [19:34:11] <Lockheedmartin> See, Minotaur said moo at Moo while explaining moo within moo in Moo, saying moo quoting the text moo where Moo in the company stock of MOO
    [19:34:20] <Lockheedmartin> It's pretty straight forward yes?
    [19:34:58] <Minotaur> Moo!

  • iamdumb
    8th Aug 2014 Member 2 Permalink

    <Doxin> Ximon: can you explain to me this, I saw on tv a brittish cop series where a) the cop car had an old fashioned phone and b) the cop told this guy to "not play silly buggers with me"

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    [21:18:06]<Doxin> Ximon: that doesn't seem f[***]ing hilarious to you?
    [21:18:21]<Ximon> Not especially
    [21:18:24]<Doxin> ._.

     

     

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    [19:21:02]<Ristovski> boxmein, together
    [19:21:06]<Ristovski> we rule the sea
    [19:21:10]* Ristovski yarr yarr
    [19:22:00]<Ristovski> boxmein, say something
    [19:22:02]<Ristovski> are you dead?
    [19:22:07]* Ristovski poles boxmein with leg
    [19:22:09]<Ristovski> pokes*
    [19:22:30]* boxmein resurrects

    Edited 2 times by iamdumb. Last: 16th Aug 2014
  • xetalim
    19th Aug 2014 Member 1 Permalink

    [13:59:30] <evil_dan2wik> Oh, misty eye of the Minotaur below.
    [13:59:43] <evil_dan2wik> Keep careful watch of techno156's souls
    [13:59:50] <Minotaur> :P
    [14:00:09] <Minotaur> And should the sky be filled with maidens and boys
    [14:00:21] <evil_dan2wik> And should the skyy-y-yyy be filled with Ristovski and Poorsoft,
    [14:00:46] <evil_dan2wik> Keep watching over Jacob1's son
    [14:01:14] <Minotaur> If this is to end in water
    [14:01:18] <Minotaur> Then we should all drown togethere
    [14:01:36] <Minotaur> Watch the water climb high into the night
    [14:02:31] <evil_dan2wik> Calling out Minotaur, stand by and we will
    [14:02:35] <evil_dan2wik> Watch the water rise higher on the mountain side
    [14:03:03] <Minotaur> And if we should die tonight
    [14:03:08] <evil_dan2wik> And if we should drown tonight, then we should all drown together.
    [14:03:23] <Minotaur> Raise a plate of children for the last time
    [14:03:35] <arkiwitect> AND I SEE WATER.. OVER MY HEAD
    [14:03:40] <evil_dan2wik> Calling out fatter, prepare as we will
    [14:03:51] <evil_dan2wik> Watch the water rise higher on the mountain side
    [14:04:05] <evil_dan2wik> De-isolation comes upon the sky
    [14:04:31] <evil_dan2wik> NOW I SEE WATER, INSIDE THE KITCHEN
    [14:04:49] <evil_dan2wik> I SEE WATER, EATING THE TREES
    [14:04:59] <arkiwitect> *hmm-mm-m-m
    [14:05:05] <evil_dan2wik> AND i SEE WATER, HOLLOWING SOULS
    [14:05:08] <Minotaur> I see fireeeee eating your soul!
    [14:05:19] <evil_dan2wik> I SEE WATER, BLOOD IN THE SNEEZE
    [14:05:28] <arkiwitect> I SEE WATER *OH I KNOW I SAW A CITY DROOWN*
    [14:05:32] <Minotaur> And I hope you won't remember me!
    [14:05:36] <evil_dan2wik> AND I HOPE THAT YOU'LL REMEMBER TO PEE
    [14:05:48] <arkiwitect> (water)
    [14:06:29] <evil_dan2wik> OH, SHOULD MY POORSOFT FALL, THEN SURELY I PUSHED HIM,
    [14:06:34] <arkiwitect> (feel the water in my veins, yeah)
    [14:06:36] <evil_dan2wik> DROWNING IN MOUNTAIN HALLS
    [14:06:40] <arkiwitect> (water)
    [14:06:57] <Minotaur> We got too close to the water!
    [14:07:05] <evil_dan2wik> WE GOT TOO CLOSE TO THE WATERRR!
    [14:07:28] <evil_dan2wik> CALLING OUT FATHER HOLD FAT AND SUCK DICK
    [14:07:35] <evil_dan2wik> Watch the water rise higher on the mountain side
    [14:07:47] <evil_dan2wik> De-isolation comes upon the sky
    [14:08:17] <evil_dan2wik> NOW, I SEE FIRE, HMM-MMMM-MM, INSIDE MY PENIS
    [14:08:26] <evil_dan2wik> Just gonna leave it at that.
    [14:08:39] <arkiwitect> Oh, should my people drown
    [14:08:40] <arkiwitect> Then surely I'll drown my mum
    [14:08:40] <arkiwitect> Confined in hailstorm balls
    [14:08:40] <arkiwitect> We got too close to the water
    [14:08:41] <Minotaur> :P

  • Darthan
    19th Aug 2014 Member 0 Permalink
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