Trolling Xetalim and IS SOLITAIRE CATELITE?

[12:16] Solitaire I miss fastdriver
[12:16] CeeJayBusy ass ass ass?
[12:16] CeeJayBusy wat
[12:16] Xetalim solitaire, he will come
[12:16] Xetalim $seen fast-driver
[12:16] <@StewieGriffin> Xetalim: fast-driver was last seen in #powder 1 day, 19 hours, 14 minutes, and 27 seconds ago: Hi Xetalim
[12:16] CeeJayBusy Hehehe!
[12:16] Solitaire he's gone forever
[12:17] Xetalim solitaire, no he isn't
[12:17] CeeJayBusy 1 day ago @_@
[12:17] Solitaire I'll miss that guy :(
[12:17] CeeJayBusy I thought he was nonexistent ...
[12:17] Xetalim CeeJayBusy, wat
[12:17] Xetalim he has always been there
[12:17] Xetalim solitaire, he is not gone
[12:17] CeeJayBusy in our hearts
[12:17] Xetalim he is here regulary
[12:17] Solitaire he's gone forever... why, fastdriver, why
[12:17] Xetalim solitaire, explain
[12:17] Solitaire RIP in pieces
[12:17] Xetalim he is not gone
[12:17] Solitaire why did you go
[12:18] CeeJayBusy Why, why did he have to go D:
[12:18] Solitaire D:
[12:18] Xetalim solitaire, okay, he is not gone, calm down
[12:18] CeeJayBusy sosad
[12:18] where I keep thinking solitaire is Catelite
[12:18] Solitaire So sad he went forever
[12:18] CeeJayBusy xD
[12:18] where When I look out of the corner of my eye
[12:18] Solitaire maybe I _am_ catelite
[12:18] Solitaire and you just don't know it

<mniip>   I wonder what's jacob-Aspire-5532 though

<boxmein> mniip: it's Jacob Aspire 5532 of course, from the premium laptop company called Jacob

<boxmein> MiningMarsh: I bought a Jacob jPhone

<MiningMarsh> wait, you guys don't have a jacob?
<MiningMarsh> Mine has googol petaflops of power, and needs 6 terrawatts to run.
<MiningMarsh> but it came with a cupholder.
<MiningMarsh> so its all good
<mniip>   jOs the best mobile os imo

<boxmein> MiningMarsh: I heard J-Mobile has a great sell for an older model

<boxmein> It does only run jOS 6.1 but for that you don't have to live with Jerizon

<Mojang>  boxmein: Thought JT&T has exclusive rights to the jPhone for now.

 

... A short while later ...

 

<joxmein> joj
<joxmein> JheJakeazneJ525J: ......jaka!
<JheJakeazneJ525J>    Jan jesu ja?
<joxmein> JheJakeazneJ525J: jempai-jun...
<Jacophony>   jut jick jn je
<mniip>   that ejcalated juickly

arkiwitect	TheFakeazneD525, http://i.imgur.com/JWfiyaZ.jpg
[13:18:26]	^v	arkiwitect, holy !
[13:18:28]	^v	its true
[13:18:32]	^v	proof
[13:18:34]	^v	http://i.imgur.com/JWfiyaZ.jpg
[13:21:03]	arkiwitect	http://i.imgur.com/JWfiyaZ.jpg
[13:21:03]	arkiwitect	3 LINKS OF SAME THING
[13:21:03]	arkiwitect	HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMS
[13:22:36]	techno156	Hrm
[13:22:37]	mniip	half life 3
[13:22:39]	mniip	3 words
[13:22:42]	mniip	triangle
[13:22:44]	mniip	ILERMINATY
[13:22:56]	techno156	needs a new background. But holograms are hard to find. >_>
[13:22:58] TheFakeazneD525 LOOMYNERTI

And now for something exactly the same, but completely different:

[13:23:55]

mniip

EARLOOMYNERTI

TheFakeazneD525 ALRITE
[13:25:38] TheFakeazneD525 so, doskine is dragon, rite?
[13:25:40]	techno156	Want to hear it?
[13:25:42] TheFakeazneD525 what has dragons?
[13:25:42]	techno156	TheFakeazneD525: ?
[13:25:43] TheFakeazneD525 KKK
[13:25:51] TheFakeazneD525 How many letters is in KKK
[13:25:53] TheFakeazneD525 3
[13:25:56]	techno156	lol
[13:25:59] TheFakeazneD525 What has 3 sides?
[13:26:08] TheFakeazneD525 piramid
[13:26:12] TheFakeazneD525 DOSKIne CoNFIRMEd LOMeiarntei

And now for something completely different:

[13:41:58]	techno156	Q: What kind of snake does math?
[13:42:05]	techno156	A: An adder!
[13:42:06]	techno156	:p

 

EDIT: Fixed massive invisible table

 2: expletives. :p