@watereye (View Post)

I deflect your absorbtion and do this to you

 

I also do that to the next user

There is too much of me, so you get saturated.

 

The next user is a fish about to be eaten.

By myself, there is now only 98 of me.
I now have Sea cucumber, plankton and fish powers!
Thank you.


I cut your head off, and it does not regrow for 50 billion years, and the universe is destroyed in 50 billion years and one second.

However, I was in orbit around a black hole, and the time dilation there lengthened that one second into a longer period of time due to the gravity.

 

The next user is teleported inside a nuclear reactor.

I walk out =P

 

As i'm leaving, i cause a meltdown and the next user is in the middle of it.

I stop it with telekinesis.

The next person has a funny accent.

I am from Dorset, people from the north think we do, nothing changes, plus how would that kill me?

EDIT:sorry keyboard broke so had to load another computer.

I choke you.

I have no idea.

Next person has a funny heartbeat and will die in 3 days, 8 hours, 53 minutes, 44.13 seconds (is that better).

I have a heart transplant, and am saved.


I choke you.

Spaghetti cannot strangle a person. :P

 

The next person is a hitman being stalked by a hitman.