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Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • CeeJayBee     8th Apr 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    <boxmein> http://puu.sh/80M50.png I wonder how much one could do with the data hidden inside jacksonmj's logs
    <CeeJayBee> boxmein, blackmail mode active.
    <CeeJayBee> mniip: "Ristovski, I've been doing nasty things yesterday"
    <Ristovski> wat
    <boxmein> CeeJayBee: perfect
    <CeeJayBee> See boxmein's message.
    <CeeJayBee> :D
    <Ristovski> wow
    <boxmein> gah now i'll grep through my logs looking for incriminating CeeJayBee quotes
    <CeeJayBee> boxmein:  "there's a cheap 10 earphone pair that's got a ~6m cord"
    <CeeJayBee> boxmein: My entry says "See http://i.imgur.com/ZrgNN3q.jpg"
    <CeeJayBee> Oh, that thing xD
    <CeeJayBee> From KSP
    <boxmein> CeeJayBee: yes
    <CeeJayBee> It actually flies, however.
    <boxmein> does it spin around like a crazy spinny top?
    <CeeJayBee> I got to 3000M before "Catastrophic Kerbin Atmospheric Detonation"
    <CeeJayBee> boxmein, yeah it does,.
    * Cacophony (~chatzilla@unaffiliated/cacophony) has joined #powder
    <boxmein>

    1295444View Save 1295444
    , remember?
    <StewieGriffin> Save 1295444 is UTC vs GMT by CeeJayBee. Score: 3. https://powdertoy.co.uk/~1295444
    <CeeJayBee> Oh, yeah :D
    <CeeJayBee> Good times.
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee> http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Noose
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee> There you go.
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee> You may need that.
    <CeeJayBee> Oh, that.
    <CeeJayBee> Yeah.
    <boxmein> also
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee> How do you know, hypothetically, I'm not wearing pants.
    <CeeJayBee> Forgot about that too.
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee> HA! Which key on my keyboard is loose?
    <boxmein> Of course the Royal Canterlot Voice key!
    <CeeJayBee> ofc
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee|REAL> OR WAS I THE GOAST ALL ALONG!!!!1!!!!1one!!
    <CeeJayBee> It's the and/apostrophe key
    <boxmein> <CeeJayBee__> It's my friggen phone though, not llama me quit properly.
    <CeeJayBee> ffs
    <CeeJayBee> stahp D:
    <CeeJayBee> I meant letting not llama.
    <boxmein> <@StewieGriffin> CeeJayBee|mobile: everyone was last seen in #powder 13 weeks, 0 days, 20 hours, 3 minutes, and 51 seconds ago: * Everyone dies
    <CeeJayBee> ?
    <CeeJayBee> I don't remember saying that.
    <CeeJayBee> Oh, right.
    <CeeJayBee> That.
    <CeeJayBee> $seen StewieGriffin

     

    BONUS

     

    <CeeJayBee> What... how?
    <CeeJayBee> The 39th most used word on stats.tpt.io is RistovskiCeeJayBee
    <Ristovski> wat
    <CeeJayBee> And the 48th is CeeJayBeeRistovski
    <Ristovski> I don't even

    Edited once by CeeJayBee. Last: 8th Apr 2014
  • Box-Poorsoft     9th Apr 2014 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • edza101     10th Apr 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    [05:38:57] StewieGriffin [~Stewie@Powder/Bot/StewieGriffin] has set mode -q Abortion!*@*

    [05:35:24] poorsoft
    [05:35:26] :3
    [05:36:01] y r u so p00r
    [05:36:19] wid th africanians
    [05:37:34] arkiwitect: poorsoft :3, so p00r, i am a kign cumpard to u
    [05:37:39] edza101, ermaherd
    [05:37:47] my herd
    [05:37:51] y u steel it
    [05:39:00] arkiwitect: how u hav hrd whn so por
    [05:39:11] u cant evn money
    [05:39:20] idk
    Edited 2 times by edza101. Last: 10th Apr 2014
  • boxmein     14th Apr 2014 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    [16:41.18] <Cacophony> guys I saw jacob1 in my dream
    [16:41.50] <Cacophony> he was mentioned in the description of something resembling a porn movie
    [16:42.07] <Cacophony> "while jacob1 watches all of this"

  • jacob1     17th Apr 2014 Developer 2 Permalink
    [22:11:07] <KydonShadow> EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
    [22:11:07] <KydonShadow> SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
    ...
    [22:14:53] <KydonShadow> Americans are actually RETARDED from
    [22:14:53] <KydonShadow> Religious Academia taught ONEism
    [22:14:56] <KydonShadow> ...
    [22:15:05] <KydonShadow> no Im not...
    [22:16:43] <KydonShadow> anti-side.
    [22:16:43] <KydonShadow> This page you see - cannot
    [22:16:43] <KydonShadow> exist without its anti-side
    [22:16:44] <KydonShadow> existence,
    [22:17:01] <KydonShadow> redneck Rockies theory down the drain.
    [22:17:07] <jacob1> KydonShadow is going insane
    [22:17:12] <jacob1> I think I need to ban him
    [22:17:16] <KydonShadow> No Im not :p
    [22:17:22] <KydonShadow> PLS NO
    [22:17:32] <KydonShadow> IM ANAL IZING THIS GUY


    [22:21:22] <Armadi> I can't sleep when I'm laughing
    [22:22:01] <Armadi> I just got a push notification "I hope Im not forming frost of ice on this man anus...,
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 17th Apr 2014
  • KydonShadow     19th Apr 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    you cut out some lines there :P

  • jacob1     19th Apr 2014 Developer 3 Permalink
    more lines = less funny

    At least I mark where they are cut :). The stuff in the middle I deemed not relevant / funny enough to put in.
  • Box-Poorsoft     19th Apr 2014 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
    Edited 3 times by Box-Poorsoft. Last: 19th Apr 2014
  • ISproductions     19th Apr 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    lol

  • jacob1     24th Apr 2014 Developer 2 Permalink
    ##werewolf quote (even though they usually suck)

    [23:45:29] <arkiwitect> jacob1, are you gay?
    [23:45:53] <jacob1> ...
    [23:45:58] <arkiwitect> jacob1, answer me
    [23:46:31] <arkiwitect> jacob1, please...
    [23:46:37] <jacob1> arkiwitect, no
    [23:46:43] <arkiwitect> :O
    [23:46:47] * arkiwitect gasp
    [23:46:51] <arkiwitect> i'm heartbroken..
    [23:46:54] <jacob1> ...
    [23:46:55] <arkiwitect> i can't take this
    [23:46:59] <arkiwitect> !shoot jacob1
    [23:46:59] <lykos> arkiwitect shoots jacob1 with a silver bullet!
    [23:46:59] <lykos jacob1 is a wolf, and is dying from the silver bullet.
    [23:46:59] *lykos removes voice from jacob1
    [23:46:59] *lykos sets quiet on jacob1!*@*
    [23:47:09] >arkiwitect< ):<
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 24th Apr 2014
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