But I love seaweed (in sushi).

The next user goes within 1 km of SCP-001 (the gate guardian).

Bump!

But SCP-001 Tells me to "LEAVE" so I turn and leave never to be seen there again.

The next user has been exposed to SCP-727-J and has been given "Sunburn"

However, I am SCP-682, so I survive exposure to the Sun.

The next user is dropped into Earth's core.

with a 90000000000000000000000 gallon bucket of LN2

therefore flash-freezing the molten core..... i die of hitting the ground too hard.

i respawn...

The next user just forgot to post a death and now has several people milling around in confusion.

@coenmcj (View Post)

 I edit it.

The next user is going to be a flying explosive pineapple that explodes tear gas and farts roaches that scatter everywhere and crawl up people.

...thus making me invincible.

A bookshelf falls on the next user, it was full of books made of flash paper, i then set it on fire from a safe distance with a laser.

@hachouma (View Post)

 I had the golden finger and turned the paper into gold and your laser, including you.

The next person is a angry potato that attacks people and gets eaten a democrat.

>doesnt understand gets eaten a democrat

I become a angry potato, i plant myself in the unknown abd multiply and establish my potatinoan empire and conquer the world.

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The next user is gonna become a sea cucumber.