Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • boxmein
    16th Mar 2014 Former Staff 1 Permalink
    @CeeJayBee (View Post)
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    Die Programmiersprache Java dient innerhalb der Java-Technologie vor allem dem Formulieren von Programmen. Diese liegen zunächst als reiner, menschenverständlicher Text vor, als sogenannter Quellcode. Dieser Quellcode ist nicht direkt ausführbar; erst der Java-Compiler, der Teil des Entwicklungswerkzeugs ist, übersetzt ihn in einen maschinenverständlichen Code, den sogenannten Java-Bytecode. Die Maschine, die diesen Bytecode ausführt, ist jedoch typischerweise virtuell – das heißt, der Code wird meist nicht direkt durch Hardware (etwa einen Mikroprozessor) ausgeführt, sondern durch entsprechende Software auf der Zielplattform.


    try {

    final InputStream is = getResources()
    .getAssets().open("levelid/levelid.json");
    InputStreamReader isr = new InputStreamReader(is);
    StringWriter str = new StringWriter();

    int character = 0;
    while (character != -1)
    str.append((char) (character = isr.read()));

    jsonObject = new JSONObject(str.toString());
    } catch (IOException e) {
    Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(),
    R.string.ioexception, Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
    } catch (JSONException e) {
    Toast.makeText(getApplicationContext(),
    R.string.jsonexception, Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
    }


    ...anyway

    [14:57.03] <Fast-Driver> mniip, oh, you meant hominem, like the Roman rapper
    Edited 2 times by boxmein. Last: 16th Mar 2014
  • MiningMarsh
    17th Mar 2014 Member 2 Permalink

    [21:11] <MiningMarsh> Triclops256: you know what would suck indescriable dick?
    [21:11] <Triclops256> MiningMarsh: what?
    [21:11] <MiningMarsh> *bable
    [21:12] <MiningMarsh> living at a boarding school
    [21:12] <Triclops256> Yeah it would
    [21:13] <MiningMarsh> I have a feeling I would end up with a complex against authority
    [21:13] <MiningMarsh> because I already hate authority (they tend to be dicks)
    [21:13] <MiningMarsh> *hate a lot of authority
    [21:13] <MiningMarsh> not all of it of course
    [21:14] <Triclops256> OBEY MY AUTHORITAH
    [21:14] <MiningMarsh> oh god
    [21:14] <MiningMarsh> a cartmen led boarding school
    [21:14] <MiningMarsh> that image
    [21:14] <MiningMarsh> Triclops256: that image is glorious
    [21:14] <Triclops256> cartman*
    [21:14] <Triclops256> and, xD
    [21:14] <Triclops256> yes it is

  • lefouduroi
    17th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink
  • Schneumer
    18th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    AHA

    [20:20] <Schneumer_> did that work
    [20:20] <FeynmanLogos_HEX> Anyone on Jabob?
    [20:20] *NickServ* register [password] [e-mail]
    [20:20] -NickServ- [e-mail] is not a valid email address.
    [20:20] <+jacob1> Schneumer_ is an imposter
    [20:20] <+jacob1> BAN
    [20:20] <Schneumer_> huh
    [20:20] <Schneumer_> nuuu
    [20:20] <+jacob1> Schneumer is the real Schneumer
    [20:20] <Schneumer_> dont do dis to me
    [20:20] <FeynmanLogos_HEX> lol
    [20:20] <+jacob1> FeynmanLogos_HEX: just you
    [20:20] <Schneumer_> this didn't work
    [20:21] <FeynmanLogos_HEX> Aww...
    [20:21] <Schneumer_> this is confusing
    [20:21] <+jacob1> ?
    [20:21] <+jacob1> what were you trying to do?
    [20:21] <Schneumer> imposter
    [20:21] *NickServ* identify {00000}
    [20:21] -NickServ- Schneumer_ is not a registered nickname.
    [20:21] <FeynmanLogos_HEX> ..........
    [20:21] <FeynmanLogos_HEX> what
    [20:21] <Schneumer_> what
    [20:21] <Schneumer_> blasphemy
    [20:21] <FeynmanLogos_HEX> what
    [20:21] <Schneumer_> i suck at this
    [20:21] <+jacob1> Schneumer fight!
    [20:21] <Schneumer_> oh
    [20:21] <Schneumer_> i know
    [20:21] <+jacob1> which Schneumer will win
    [20:21] <+jacob1> :P
    [20:22] <Schneumer> Schneumer_ is an imposter
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> me
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> no
    [20:22] == FeynmanLogos_HEX has changed nick to _Schneumer
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> nuuuu
    [20:22] <Schneumer> both imposters
    [20:22] <_Schneumer> No, I'm the real schneumer
    [20:22] <Schneumer> im the real Schneumer
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> Oh yeahm what's the newest catchprase i made up?
    [20:22] <_Schneumer> Ban everyone
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> oh god
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> :(
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> I know my catchphrase!
    [20:22] <_Schneumer> Schneumer schneumer schneumer?
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> Jacob, you remember right?
    [20:22] <+jacob1> quickly! everyone impersonate me!
    [20:22] <_Schneumer> I KNOW THAT
    [20:22] <Schneumer_> shoot
    [20:23] <Schneumer_> i forgot
    [20:23] <Schneumer_> mmm
    [20:23] == _Schneumer has changed nick to jakob1
    [20:23] <Schneumer> lol
    [20:23] <+jacob1> :P
    [20:23] <Schneumer> im the real Schneumer
    [20:23] <Schneumer_> plasphendog or something like that
    [20:23] <Schneumer_> This sucks
    [20:23] == jakob1 has changed nick to jacobl
    [20:23] <Schneumer_> why
    [20:23] <Schneumer_> guuuu away
    [20:23] <Schneumer> u go away imposter
    [20:23] <jacobl> Ban everyone
    [20:23] <jacobl> That always works
    [20:23] *NickServ* register {00000000000}
    [20:23] -NickServ- An email containing nickname activation instructions has been sent to {00000}
    [20:23] -NickServ- If you do not complete registration within one day, your nickname will expire.
    [20:23] -NickServ- Schneumer_ is now registered to {0000000}, with the password{000}
    [20:23] -NickServ-  
    [20:23] -NickServ- For frequently-asked questions about the network, please see the
    [20:23] -NickServ- FAQ page (http://freenode.net/faq.shtml). Should you need more
    [20:23] -NickServ- help you can /join #freenode to find network staff.
    [20:24] <+jacob1> it does
    [20:24] <+jacob1> yes
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> aha
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> MWAHAHA
    [20:24] <Schneumer> no
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> oh
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> :(
    [20:24] <Schneumer> just ban Schneumer_ for imposter
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> oh i see
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> ok
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> waiit
    [20:24] <+jacob1> also jacobl, I think you can see why I don't want changing nicks on TPTMP :P
    [20:24] <jacobl> yes, very
    [20:24] <jacobl> But that's also exactly why I made it.
    [20:24] <Schneumer_> why you bee bullyin me
    [20:24] <Schneumer> im not
    [20:25] <Schneumer> u imposter
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> sigh
    [20:25] <+jacob1> ok, impersonation time over
    [20:25] <jacobl> We need to ban jacob1, he's impersonating me
    [20:25] * jacob1 kicks everyone
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> at least i have the truth
    [20:25] <Schneumer> lol
    [20:25] <+jacob1> $kick Schneumer
    [20:25] == Schneumer was kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin [Bye o/ - Kicked 1 time (1 by jacob1)]
    [20:25] == Schneumer [Connor1301@gateway/shell/bnc4free/x-mfnhwqdinffrovws] has joined #powder
    [20:25] == jacobl has changed nick to FeynmanLogos
    [20:25] <FeynmanLogos> Run away
    [20:25] <+jacob1> :P
    [20:25] <Schneumer> lol
    [20:25] <Schneumer> plz no
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> wait

    [20:25] <+jacob1> $ninja Schneumer
    [20:25] == Schneumer [Connor1301@gateway/shell/bnc4free/x-mfnhwqdinffrovws] has left #powder [requested by StewieGriffin (jacob1 says GTFO.)]
    [20:25] <FeynmanLogos> lol
    [20:25] *NickServ* VERIFY REGISTER Schneumer_ krufivkjgoea
    [20:25] -NickServ- Schneumer_ has now been verified.
    [20:25] -NickServ- Thank you for verifying your e-mail address! You have taken steps in ensuring that your registrations are not exploited.
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> aha
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> take that
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> i have dones its
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> i think
    [20:25] <Schneumer_> :P
    [20:26] <FeynmanLogos> This ought to go on the Funny IRC/Forum Quotes Thread
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> ban everyone!
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> banhammer
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> :P
    [20:26] <+jacob1> I think it's too long
    [20:26] <+jacob1> which part would you even post?
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> No it isn't
    [20:26] <FeynmanLogos> ...all of it
    [20:26] <+jacob1> :| meh
    [20:26] <FeynmanLogos> Every last one of it
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> well when the impersonation started
    [20:26] <+jacob1> do what you want
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> wait let me do it
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> nuu
    [20:26] == Connor1301 [Connor1301@gateway/shell/bnc4free/x-mfnhwqdinffrovws] has joined #powder
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> stop
    [20:26] <Schneumer_> asrsaddas
     
    Part 2
     
    Edited 2 times by Schneumer. Last: 18th Mar 2014
  • jacob1
    18th Mar 2014 Developer 1 Permalink
    [23:29:52] <jacob1> [20:21] *NickServ* identify [REDACTED]
    [23:29:55] <jacob1> this isn't your password, is it?
    [23:30:00] <Schneumer_> ................
    [23:30:04] <Schneumer_> no
    [23:30:06] <jacob1> you posted it in that thread
    [23:30:09] <jacob1> >_> ok
    [23:30:15] <Schneumer_ has quit (Disconnected by services)
    [23:30:15] -NickServ- Schneumer_ has been ghosted.
  • Box-Poorsoft
    18th Mar 2014 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • Schneumer
    18th Mar 2014 Member 1 Permalink

    @jacob1 (View Post)

     Gosh darn it

    I have been brutally picked on my first day

    @Box-Poorsoft (View Post)

     :P Screw you

  • CeeJayBee
    18th Mar 2014 Member 1 Permalink

    @Schneumer (View Post)

     :D people actually use jabob

     

    It's not exactly a quote, but:

    Multimeters

    Edited once by CeeJayBee. Last: 18th Mar 2014
  • nijalninja98
    18th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    @Schneumer (View Post)

     sorry but that is quite funny, almost as bad as my first day.

  • lefouduroi
    18th Mar 2014 Member 0 Permalink
    My first day had no troubles... not that i'm asking for any...