You had to deal with a virus that gives you free porn?!? LOL.

In Soviet Russia, lamps turn YOU on LOL. ;)

In Soviet Russia people that write down decimals of pi kills people.

In Soviet Russia, paper write on you!
In Soviet Russia, thumb drive carry you!
In soviet Russia, book read you!
In normal world, Jython is Python written in Java. In Soviet Russia, Jython is Java written in Python!
In Soviet Russia, car wash you!
In Soviet Russia, dog walk you!
In Soviet Russia, canvas paint you!
In Soviet Russia, picture Photoshop you!
In Soviet Russia, program write you!
In Soviet Russia, dinner make you!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flush you!
In Soviet Russia, jet fly you!

In soviet russia baby has you!
In soviet russia toilet poops in you

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL kills you.

In Soviet Russia, Simon does not make PT, PT makes Simon.

in soviet russia "Halo" caracters play you

In Soveit Russia you can be protected from Chuck Norris.