You get a cookie to eat. Your mouth is broken and is held closed by heavy machinery.

I didn't want to be weatherman. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

your wish comes true but you realise that your wish that you wished did not get corrupted was a waste of time and you think that life has no meaning anymore... you suicide

i wish i was china-richway2

Granted... OH!!! FAKE ONE!!! WITH THE SAME NAME!!! and different faces. People all finds you are the fake one and you're beaten.

I wish nijalninja98 don't exist

Granted. The resulting paradox causes the universe to collapse. A new universe is formed containing nothing but nijalninja98.

I wish that the endermen on Minecraft were not hostile.

Rule 2, no wishing for wishes. Or it will not be called a 'wish'.

I wish Box-Poorsoft don't break any rules anymore.

he stop's breaking all rule's in the entire world and goes on to be president or prime minister or king or something like that and order's you to be killed.

i wish i knew why china-richway2 wished i didnt exist :'(

and a universe with just me would be interesting

You knew, then forget everything and the wish.

I wish I can successfully compile TPT. (Look at the problem I'm having in Development Assistance forum!)