Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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[00:10.27] <mniip> you just made me google anus font
[00:10.47] <mniip> my ad suggestions are going to be doomed now
[21:28.54] <Tawre> every time i have to touch css i just want to commit sudoku
(also 800th post overall for this thread!)Edited once by boxmein. Last: 2nd Feb 2014 -
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[16:50:10] <jacob1> wait, why did all my logins just expire
[16:50:34] <jacob1> did you do that Ximon?
[16:50:49] <jacob1> they haven't expired in months <_<, now suddenly i'm not logged in anymore
[16:50:55] <Ximon> There's a possibility I just destroyed the entire session database
[16:52:21] <mniip> ok ):
[16:52:31] * mniip deletes his colletion of powder.pref filesEdited once by jacob1. Last: 25th Feb 2014 -
Wow,and I also want to share a funny story
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief.
"How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out a fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.
"How would you react if another fire flared up in the back of the building?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out another fire hose and start spraying it, chief." answered the new firefighter.
"And if another huge fire flared up in the basement, how would you react?" asked the fire chief.
"Break out another fire hose." answered the new firefighter.
"Now wait a minute, son," said the fire chief. "Where are all these fire hoses coming from?"
The new firefighter answered, "The same place where all of the fires are coming from, chief.
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nucular[21:22] not really nsfw
nucular[21:24] depends
Cacophany[21:25] what if you worked at Pornhub
xaxes'[21:25] Cacophony: as moderator? :D
nucular[21:26] Cacophony: then it would be troublesome to have something other than porn on your screenEdited once by therocketeer. Last: 25th Feb 2014 -
[13:01:24] <Catelite`> I'm inclined to think TPT is basically finished
[13:01:39] <Catelite`> The only way to make it better at this point would be to produce a more rigidly-defined scripting language for it
[13:01:51] <Catelite`> So we can automatically load text files from in-game alongside people's saves, for custom physics
[13:02:03] <Catelite`> Which has been the niche for falling sand games for as long as I can recall
[13:02:49] <mniip> Catelite`: there are lots of shit code in the source
[13:02:55] <mniip> written mostly by guess-who
[13:03:07] <mniip> the code is basically fallind apart
[13:03:12] <Catelite`> So is minecraft
[13:03:27] <where> Notch wrote TPT?
[13:03:28] <where> @_@
[13:03:33] <Xetalim> yes
[13:03:41] <where> ... Ximon
[13:03:43] <mniip> nah, Minecraft got all its bugs because Ximon
[13:03:43] <where> .... Notch
[13:03:45] <where> 5 letters
[13:03:50] <where> An o in both
[13:03:59] <where> Both start and end with a consonant
[13:04:05] <where> My god, how did we not realise before now?
[13:04:24] <mniip> 5 letters - 2 names
[13:04:28] <mniip> = 3, half life 3 confirmed
[13:05:05] <where> Ximon = Notch = Gaben
[13:05:11] <where> My world is what
