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  • mniip     9th Dec 2013 Developer 6 Permalink
    The first time in forever,
    the Omniscent @jacksonmj said:
    [23:07:20] <jacksonmj> I have no idea
  • Box-Poorsoft     11th Dec 2013 Banned 2 Permalink
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  • boxmein     11th Dec 2013 Former Staff 1 Permalink
  • G-LinuxorU     18th Dec 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    [17:58]    Arctic_Wolfy: $seen any_big_penises
    [17:58]    StewieGriffin: Arctic_Wolfy: I have not seen any_big_penises.

  • boxmein     19th Dec 2013 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    [23:32.05] <@Nibble> >>
    [23:32.07] <@Nibble> Ristovski, are you rere
    [23:32.08] <+Ristovski> <<<
    [23:32.10] <+Ristovski> Nibble: ye
    [23:32.12] <+Ristovski> ><><><><><><

    [23:36.38] <+Ristovski> Nibble: screenshit?
    [23:36.38] <+Ristovski> shot*
    Edited once by boxmein. Last: 19th Dec 2013
  • EE     21st Dec 2013 Banned 1 Permalink
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    Edited 2 times by EE, jacob1. Last: 24th Dec 2013
  • Alexwall     23rd Dec 2013 Member 1 Permalink
    Edit-jacob1: hate removed
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 24th Dec 2013
  • Box-Poorsoft     28th Dec 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
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  • boxmein     29th Dec 2013 Former Staff 3 Permalink
    [01:48.14] <Kiwisoft> rozis r red
    [01:48.14] <Kiwisoft> teh grass iz green
    [01:48.22] <Kiwisoft> ur teh bigest fgt i hav eva seen

    (another day)
    [03:05.50] <Kiwisoft> grammatik macht frei
    Edited once by boxmein. Last: 2nd Jan 2014
  • h4zardz1     4th Jan 2014 Member 0 Permalink

    a man sitting alone with a laptop, turns his face back and says"hello, friends!" actually he sees nothing.

     

    1 hour later... *the man picks a pistol and shoots back*

    Man: "huh. Its boring."

    *crack*

    Man: "huh? wAt iS tat?"

    *collapsing house sound*

    Man: "only a house, huh?"

    *gas expolosion sound*

    Man: "eEeEEEeEeeEeeEeeeEH?"

    *landslide occours*

    *The Man runs towards the landslide*

    ???: "NOOnoNOnONOoNOON a man is wanting to kill me!!! Help! Help!

    Man: "im NOT killing Y.*cough*ou!

    ???: "ng? then what are you doing here?

    Man: "Killing the landslide"

    ???: "WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

    Man: "well. but i need a LOT of stones. And where i got that amount of stone?"

    ???: "..........."

    ???: "Whose is there?"

    Man: "me."

    ???: "what you say before the loud scream?"

    Man: "i will kill the landslide"

    ???  "huh? but we have lot of reniforced stone"

    Man: "Where?"

    ???: "in my laptop"

    Man: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

     

    a story of an bored man who tries to stop an landslide, but fails due to lack of reniforced stone and concrete

    Edited 2 times by h4zardz1. Last: 5th Jan 2014
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