But I am holding SCP-973 (Doctor Bright's amulet?..) So I take over 682 long enough for the others to subdue him.

The next user is being "Upgraded" by SCP-212

@belugawhale (View Post)

@coenmcj (View Post)

OH GOD NOT AGAIN

@Hachouma, I can't view videos at school =/

And I'll simply reply as to "OH GOD, YES!, AGAIN!"

Also... Your Avatar is of SCP-087-1, so Er... I'm confused?..

the next user is Pacbrad, and all other forum user are surrounding him with baseball bats and crowbars.

Error 404, User does not exist (Thank god...)

the next user is eating cereal, filled with razor blades.

Yum yum yum! Molecules of iron! BTW, cereal actually has iron in it.

SCP-173 is behind the next user.

Fortunately, the room's walls were made of reflective material, so the sculpture remained still.

The next user is slowly being turned into a blob of neutron star matter.

Luckily, my swarzchild radius is 120 time 10 to the power of -9000 fentometers, and the gravity does not affect me in a critical way, therefore I do not compress.

The next user has that same swarzchild radius, but the -9000 is positive.

I simply live the rest of my life as a black hole.

The next user is falling through my event horizon.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 I was living the rest of my life as a white hole.

The next user is attacked and eaten by my toaster.