Funny forum/IRC quotes thread

  • cowman1234
    7th Nov 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • Kalikedeshi
    7th Nov 2013 Member 0 Permalink
    This post has been removed by jacob1: spammy / not funny
    Edited 2 times by Kalikedeshi. Last: 7th Nov 2013
  • xetalim
    7th Nov 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    @Kalikedeshi (View Post)

     Nobody is going to read that.

    Not funny either.

  • jacob1
    7th Nov 2013 Developer 3 Permalink
    Basically it's an explanation of why he's banned, lol. (If he isn't he will be again)
  • CeeJayBee
    8th Nov 2013 Member 2 Permalink
    This was a funny one.
     
    [16:35] <CeeJayBee> So, is anyone buying something in my shop? Damn kids.
    [16:35] * Doxin picks up jacob1 from the shelve
    [16:35] <Doxin> CaveJohnson: how much is this one?
    [16:35] <CaveJohnson> U wot
    [16:35] <Doxin> *CeeJayBee
    [16:35] <CeeJayBee> £ovar9000 please.
    [16:35] <Doxin> hrmph
    [16:36] * Doxin puts jacob1 back upside down
    [16:36] <CeeJayBee> As I said, antiques.
    [16:36] <CeeJayBee> So, anything else?
    [16:36] <Doxin> what's the cheapest thing you have?
    [16:37] <CeeJayBee> The cheapest thing, hmm. I think it's mniip. It only costs a fiver.
    [16:37] <Doxin> I'll take that then
    [16:38] * Doxin hands CeeJayBee ?5
    [16:38] * Doxin grabs mniip and walks off
    [16:38] <CeeJayBee> Come again!
    [16:38] <Doxin> I SAID "ILL TAKE THAT THEN"
    [16:38] <CeeJayBee> I KNOW
    [16:38] <Doxin> then why did you ask me to repeat?
    [16:39] <CeeJayBee> I meant "Come here again"
    [16:39] <CeeJayBee> ._.
    [16:39] <Doxin> oh I see
    [16:39] <Doxin> never!
    [16:39] * Doxin runs off
    [16:39] <CeeJayBee> Damn kids.
    [16:40] <gamax92> Damn niggas
    Edited once by CeeJayBee. Last: 8th Nov 2013
  • xetalim
    9th Nov 2013 Member 1 Permalink

    <jacob1> $timebomb KydonShadow
    * StewieGriffinSub stuffs a bomb down KydonShadow's pants.  The timer is set for 65 seconds!  There are 2 wires.  They are: orange and brown.
    <KydonShadow> $cutwire orange
    <StewieGriffinSub> Should've gone for the brown wire!
    <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    * StewieGriffinSub has kicked KydonShadow from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)
    <Xetalim> ./echo Hello there KydonShadow, i hope you get kicked again.
    <jacobot> Hello there KydonShadow, i hope you get kicked again.
    <KydonShadow> ./echo Why is that, Xetalim?
    <jacobot> Why is that, Xetalim?
    <Xetalim> $timebomb KydonShadow
    * StewieGriffinSub stuffs Powder Toy down KydonShadow's pants.  The timer is set for 8 releases!  There are 3 suggestions.  They are: movable solids, periodic table, and stickwomen.
    <Xetalim> because
    <KydonShadow> $cutwire movable solids
    <StewieGriffinSub> KydonShadow attempts movable solids! Powder Toy turns into a vibrating puddle.
    <StewieGriffinSub> KABOOM!
    * StewieGriffinSub has kicked KydonShadow from ##powder-bots (BOOM!)

  • TheBombMaker94
    9th Nov 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    Edit-jacob1: NSFW, not funny, and unfiltered irc logs

    Edited 4 times by TheBombMaker94, jacob1. Last: 10th Nov 2013
  • Box-Poorsoft
    11th Nov 2013 Banned 1 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
    Edited once by jacob1. Last: 23rd Jan 2014
  • jacob1
    11th Nov 2013 Developer 5 Permalink
    ._.
  • boxmein
    11th Nov 2013 Former Staff 1 Permalink
    [23:43.12] <Ristovski> boxmein: HELP MEEE
    [23:43.35] <Ristovski> boxmein: It feels bad to face your inevitable faith
    [23:43.44] <Ristovski> wow such words
    [23:43.50] <Ristovski> many ristovski, such wow
    [23:44.00] <Ristovski> "It feels bad to face your inevitable faith"
    [23:44.04] <Ristovski> --Ristovski, 2013
    [23:44.11] <Ristovski> boxmein: pls quote me on that one
    [23:44.15] <Ristovski> boxmein: pls
    [23:44.22] <Ristovski> boxmein: i want you to remember me by that quote