I liek roguegeneral--'s humor. :3
Why do elephants wear green felt hats? So they can walk across pool tables unseen. Have you ever seen an elephant cross a pool table? No you haven't. It works! :D
Why do elephants paint their toenails in birght colors? So they can hide in M&M bags. Have you ever found an elephant in a bag of M&M's? No you haven't. It works! :D