Im just going to pretend that SuinDraw didn't even post that.

The gods of TPT come to me, and demand my soul. I could not give it to them, since I already sold it to Terraria. I watch the gods of each game play rock paper scissors (pardon my spelling) for who gets my soul, and they still are, since I cast an incantation so they will ALWAYS tie.

The next user was cursed by me to say "I PLAY WITH BARBIES!!!!" at the worst possible times.

Well That does not work because I PLAY WITH BARBIES.... oh wait I guess it does.

Next user will be tured into I PLAY WITH BARBIES... lets continue, a cow who is about to become I PLAY WITH BARBIES.... I mean beef.

MAKE IT I PLAY WITH BARBIES STOPPPPPP.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

However, a vegan protester group comes and liberates me, and drapes a protest sign over me that says "EAT YOUR VEGGIES"

The next user is a meat lover having leeks and broccoli thrown at them by that vegan protest group.

Note: I am not vegan, meat is my best food friend. Like a delicious warm belly buddy. ;-)

I also like leeks and broccoli as well as meat so We had a nice chat. Now were friends.

Next user just had too much to eat and now is in pain.

Being a proffesional.

The next user is tasked to play Bach' Cello Suite with piccolo.