Chuck Norris Facts

  • jma1111
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Phlegmkitty4427
    That's an understatement.
  • pilojo
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    jma1111
    Chuck Norris only has testosterone...
  • jma1111
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    pilojo
    Yea that is probably true.
  • roguegeneral--
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chuck norris once lived on a planet between Jupiter and Mars but one day he got bored of it and destroyed it. it is now called the asteroid belt.
  • lolzy
    5th Oct 2010 Former Staff 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris never lost his virginity... Chuck Norris doesn't lose.

    Chuck Norris won the game that you just lost.
  • roguegeneral--
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    lolzy
    +1
  • MiXih
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    chuck norris can ... i forget
  • jma1111
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris killed Michael Jackson........ With a roundhouse kick to the FACE.
  • Doyer
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    Chuck Norris once missed a kick during a fight.The opponet and everyone within 100ft was knocked out by the sonic boom. he vowed never to miss again
  • MiXih
    5th Oct 2010 Member 0 Permalink
    jma1111
    no
    michael jackson killed chuck norris
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