roguegeneral--:
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross eyed Mosquitos and Bow legged ants. Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and ill tell a story never heard before about one bright day in the middle of night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to Back they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, he came and killed the two dead boys. If you dont believe this lie is true ask the blindman, he saw it too.