Granted. You accidently swallow it. You choke and almost die, but someone rushes up behind you and saves your life. The stranger vanishes, and for the rest of your life you search for him. However, the rest of your life isn't very long, as you get hit by a bus the next week.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted. You play until you die after a fall in the stunt course.
Your wish for nothing has been granted. You die a happy woman. Yes, I said woman...
I wish for a place to call home.
Granted.Your house is illegal and you go to jail.By the way,I am a boy.
I wish that I had my brother under my total control.
That was the joke ¬_¬
Granted, but as payment you are under your parents total control.
I wish I was bored.
I wish I was a wish.