Funny forum/IRC quotes thread
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This post is hidden because the user is bannedEdited 2 times by PowderCircleJerk. Last: 19th Oct 2013
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StewieGriffinSub has an amazingly accurate eightball:
[12:41:35] <jacob1> $eightball go to school?
[12:41:35] <StewieGriffinSub> jacob1: The answer is a resounding no.
[12:41:38] <jacob1> :)
[12:41:55] <jacob1> :|
[12:43:31] <Iridium616> $eightball Is jacob awesome?
[12:43:37] <Iridium616> jacob1, unignore me from bot
[12:43:40] <Iridium616> gotta ask something important
[12:44:02] <jacob1> $channel ignore remove *!*@something
[12:44:03] <StewieGriffinSub> jacob1: Done.
[12:44:03] <Iridium616> I dont know why I am there.
[12:44:08] <Iridium616> $eightball Is jacob awesome?
[12:44:09] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: Maybe...
[12:44:13] <Iridium616> $eightball Is jacob REALLY awesome?
[12:44:13] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: Obviously.
[12:44:20] <jacob1> :)
[12:44:23] <Iridium616> $eightball Is Iridium totally fantastic?
[12:44:23] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: Come again?
[12:44:25] <Iridium616> $eightball Is Iridium totally fantastic?
[12:44:25] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.
[12:44:29] <Iridium616> $eightball Is Iridium good?
[12:44:30] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: No chance.
[12:44:32] <jacob1> lol
[12:44:34] <Iridium616> $eightball Is Iridium better than good?
[12:44:34] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: About as likely as pigs flying.
[12:44:42] <Iridium616> $eightball Is Iridium THE BEST THING ON WORLD?
[12:44:42] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: _I_ don't know.
[12:44:50] <Iridium616> $eightball Is Iridium616 the best human on world?
[12:44:52] <StewieGriffinSub> you suck Iridium616
[12:44:54] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: No clue.
[12:44:59] <Iridium616> lol
[12:45:01] <Iridium616> echo'd.
[12:45:09] <Iridium616> $eightball Should I eat my mouse?
[12:45:09] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: About as likely as pigs flying.
[12:45:14] <jacob1> no, StewieGriffinSub said that from his heart
[12:45:18] <jacob1> he truly means it
[12:45:29] <Iridium616> $eightball Did jacob1 just echo that?
[12:45:29] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: Come again?
[12:45:30] <Iridium616> $eightball Did jacob1 just echo that?
[12:45:30] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: The outlook is hazy, please ask again later.
[12:45:36] <Iridium616> $eightball Did jacob1 just echo'd that?
[12:45:36] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: I doubt it very much.
[12:45:38] <Iridium616> :/
[12:45:44] <Iridium616> $eightball Are you a troll?
[12:45:45] <StewieGriffinSub> Iridium616: The answer is a resounding no.
[12:45:54] <Iridium616> He is.
[12:45:55] <Iridium616> Lol
[12:46:00] <Iridium616> $eightball Ouch.
[12:46:05] <StewieGriffinSub> no i'm not
[12:46:23] <StewieGriffinSub> my eightball is highly accurate, every single one
[12:46:27] <Iridium616> $eightball Does jacob like to use echoing?
[12:46:38] <Iridium616> Your eightball just broke
[12:46:39] <Iridium616> bitch.
[12:46:40] <Iridium616> $fixit
[12:47:09] <Iridium616> $eightball Is it fixed yet?
[12:47:12] <StewieGriffinSub> the eightball can only be accurate for so long before I must temporarily disable it
[12:47:15] * nutty is now known as nucular
[12:47:20] <Iridium616> :/
[12:47:25] <Iridium616> jacob1, ....
[12:47:26] <Iridium616> ...
[12:47:30] <Iridium616> [..]_[..]
Iridium616's query:
[12:49:43] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball is jacob forcing you to do that?
[12:49:43] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- What are you asking me for?
[12:49:43] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball is jacob forcing you to do that?
[12:49:46] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- You know the answer better than I.
[12:49:48] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Probably, but is jacob forcing you to do that?
[12:49:50] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- I doubt it very much.
[12:49:51] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball and is he forcing you to say that?
[12:49:53] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- You're kidding, right?
[12:49:56] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball you're human?
[12:49:58] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- NO.
[12:50:00] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Do you know you make much sense?
[12:50:02] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- Maybe...
[12:50:05] <jacob1> lol
[12:50:05] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Do you know your eightballs are terrifying true?
[12:50:07] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- It shall be.
[12:50:10] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Do you know you're lame
[12:50:11] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- You know the answer better than I.
[12:50:13] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Do you know you're lame?
[12:50:15] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- Yes!
[12:50:17] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Great for you
[12:50:19] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- No.
[12:50:21] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Is jacob alive?
[12:50:23] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- The answer is certainly yes.
[12:50:25] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Is my feet alive?
[12:50:27] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- Come again?
[12:50:29] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball Does merbo got cancer?
[12:50:31] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- NO.
[12:50:35] <Iridium616> <Iridium616> $eightball *YOU FAILED*
[12:50:37] <Iridium616> -StewieGriffinSub- Obviously.
[12:50:39] <Iridium616> jacob1: Seems so... weird
[12:50:41] <Iridium616> It's terrifying. -
Trying To Figure Out Bots
[17:45] <@KydonShadow> %challenge[17:45] <+BMNBot> KydonShadow: Error: "challenge" is not a valid command.[17:45] <+billion57> %list[17:45] <+BMNBot> billion57: Admin, Alias, AttackProtector, BadWords, Channel, Config, Ctcp, CustOps, Google, Misc, Owner, Plugin, Powder, Protector, Services, Topic, and User[17:45] <+billion57> %BadWords[17:45] <+BMNBot> billion57: Error: "BadWords" is not a valid command.[17:45] <@KydonShadow> %topic[17:45] <+BMNBot> KydonShadow: The Official Brilliant Minds of the Navy IRC | The prefix for BMNBot is %[17:45] <+billion57> ...[17:45] <+billion57> %Config[17:46] <+BMNBot> billion57: (config <name> [<value>]) -- If <value> is given, sets the value of <name> to <value>. Otherwise, returns the current value of <name>. You may omit the leading "supybot." in the name if you so choose.[17:46] <@KydonShadow> yeah i know[17:46] <+billion57> %more[17:46] <+BMNBot> billion57: Error: You haven't asked me a command; perhaps you want to see someone else's more. To do so, call this command with that person's nick.[17:46] <+billion57> %list[17:46] <+BMNBot> billion57: Admin, Alias, AttackProtector, BadWords, Channel, Config, Ctcp, CustOps, Google, Misc, Owner, Plugin, Powder, Protector, Services, Topic, and User[17:46] <+billion57> %more[17:46] <+BMNBot> billion57: Error: You haven't asked me a command; perhaps you want to see someone else's more. To do so, call this command with that person's nick.[17:46] <+billion57> %list more[17:46] <+BMNBot> billion57: Error: 'more' is not a valid plugin.[17:46] <+billion57> %more list[17:46] <+BMNBot> billion57: Error: I haven't seen list.[17:46] <+billion57> ._.[17:46] <@KydonShadow> 0.0 -
Is it me or do these funny quotes get ever so longer and ever so duller?
[00:06.20] <Cacophony> Cations are "paws" itive
[00:06.32] <boxmein> Cacophony: >_____________________________________________________________________>
[00:06.47] <+jacob1> Cacophony: lol -
Broken IRC (At Least For Me...)
[19:42] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:42] <Crackbot> KydonShadow: You lost $86 (-99 to 100)! ($958 now)[19:42] <gamax92> KydonShadow: go watch my video[19:42] <KydonShadow> wat?[19:42] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:42] <Crackbot> KydonShadow: You found $12 (-105 to 106)! ($970 now)[19:42] <@Tribot200> Video has description: "Motto To Love-Ru Uncensored Episode 10" and Duration: 00:23:49[19:43] <gamax92> ignore that title[19:43] <techno156|School> NO[19:44] <KydonShadow> it wont work...[19:44] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:45] <KydonShadow> hello?[19:45] <KydonShadow> is anyone there?[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./door[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./dooor[19:45] <KydonShadow> ./door
[19:46] <KydonShadow> ???[19:46] <KydonShadow> Im all alone...[19:46] <KydonShadow> Nobody here besiiiiiiide me.....[19:46] <KydonShadow> NEXT REFERENCE[19:47] <KydonShadow> I dont have any more[19:47] * KydonShadow hears crickets[19:47] * KydonShadow yells at crickets[19:48] * KydonShadow gets attacked by crickets[19:49] <KydonShadow> If you can hear this, RUN!!! Its like they're coming out of the walls man! Game over man! GAME OVER!!! -
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<Doxin> Ristovski: I'm having difficulty finding a job that won't make me go insane
<Ristovski> Doxin: street cleaner ftw
<Doxin> lol
<Doxin> Ristovski: that'd make me go insane
<Ristovski> Doxin: ooor, McDonalds
<Ristovski> :D
<Doxin> lel
<Doxin> that'd make me insane even faster
<Ristovski> Doxin: NSA? Microshaft? Obamas personal massager? Script monkey?
<Doxin> none of the above
<cctv> Doxin, why don't you get a job as a homeless man?
<Ristovski> Doxin: Dildo tester?
<Doxin> cctv: good idea
<Doxin> Ristovski: I bet I'd manage to get bored at that too
<Ristovski> Doxin: ffs
<Ristovski> Doxin: NoJob?
<Ristovski> best job ever
<Ristovski> brb tv
<cctv> Ristovski, being homeless is where it's down yo
<Ristovski> cctv: in da hood?
<cctv> I guess -
[18:46] <+jacob1>[18:46] <KydonShadow> %eightball is jacob1 really here?[18:46] <BMNBot> KydonShadow: About as likely as pigs flying.[18:46] <KydonShadow> oh ok[18:46] <+jacob1>[18:47] <Cacophony>[18:47] <KydonShadow>[18:47] <KydonShadow>[18:47] <+jacob1> ?[18:47] <KydonShadow>[18:47] <Cacophony>[18:47] <KydonShadow>[18:47] <KydonShadow>[18:47] <KydonShadow> %eightball[18:47] <BMNBot> KydonShadow: In your dreams.
